by Sir Bob, Queen Of Everything October 12, 2008

When you befriend a guy with the sole purpose of fucking his sister, you can choose to give him a Patsy's Finger. The process for giving a Patsy's Finger is simple. After fingering his sister, put the guy in a headlock; then, force him to smell your finger covered in his sister's juices. To make it complete, yell, "Patsy's Finger," while he chokes and gags.
Georgie is a fool for thinking I was his real friend. As soon as I got in his sister's pants, I forced him into a Patsy's finger! What an idiot. He cried.
by Philly Jay September 15, 2015

Some one with a deformed hand who finds it hard to hold objects without dropping them, used in similar circumstances as butter fingers.
John tries to pick up the glass but drops it on the floor
Peter: nice one squid fingers...
Mike: Have you seen that boy who's in our Sociology class, he's got a bad case of squid fingers
Peter: nice one squid fingers...
Mike: Have you seen that boy who's in our Sociology class, he's got a bad case of squid fingers
by squidfinger December 1, 2010

Bassist's Finger is a condition among most finger picking bassists,that when blisters form and break on the Thumb, index finger , middle finger,and/or (sometimes) ring fingers of the strumming hand and create sores about the size of a water drop on the finger. Generally the blisters appear after a lot of slap/pluck technique or strumming in general for a allotted period of time.
Person 1. Dude! What happened to your finger?
Person 2. I got Bassist's Finger during my show last night.
Person 1. I bet it hurts like hell!
Person 2. I got Bassist's Finger during my show last night.
Person 1. I bet it hurts like hell!
by YoTuBa February 12, 2010

by Marthany September 21, 2013

The term used to describe the act someone who works in a Lab testing peoples Faeces would engage in. Some more modern labs use little spades to transfer specimens, but this term is for the old fashion and hard core Labs.
by Jebusmoore November 4, 2007

I was driving down the highway and some ass cuts us off. I sped up to get next to him and as we passed him I honked the horn to get his attention and each family member raised up their middle finger and gave him The Family Finger
by TheViKing06 December 3, 2011
