Future farmer

Wants to be a farmer

Listens to hillbilly music

Has a accent

Wears flannel everyday

Favourite Color is camouflage

Bootcut jeans

Western fashion

A’s and B’s student

Loves cows

iced coffee and sunrise✨
Morgan wallen is the best
Future farmer is life!
by Farmer funny November 09, 2021
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Farmers Football

When you are in bed with your girl and you fart under the sheet and spit in the air and see if she catches the fart or the spit.
My brother played farmers football with his girlfriend last night and she passed out from the onion ring farts
Outs
by D34DSK1N May 22, 2022
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farmer brown's cock

Deficating while having anal sex.
To deficate on the penetrating object, be it a penis or any other penetration device or shape.
More specifically, the act refers to a Penis repeatedly penetrating the anal cavity whilst a degree of anal waste it forced out and ejaculation inserted, know as a "Farmer Brown's Cock".
On the way home from the Asian Restaurant, Den suggested that anal sex while deficating would round off a beautiful evening "Don't use the toilet tonight my love, Farmer Brown's Cock is making an appearence."
by DjDenudo December 08, 2016
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moisture farmer

somebody who is, was or always will be jacking off, a.k.a 'farming' the 'moisture'.
don't you reckon mark zuckerberg would be a massive moisture farmer?
by alexisalive.exe May 20, 2023
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Point Farmer

Someone who posts truckloads of juicy internet content (memes, videos, etc) to get internet points in return.
Those meme channels are big point farmers!
by Based Cow December 05, 2021
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Jack Farmer

An Annoying Kid Who Eats Bosco Sticks Very Wierd and Sexual
Jack Farmer Your so Weird, Why do you eat bosco sticks like that
by Cade The Loser April 17, 2017
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Farmer Fetish

when one has a sexual fantasy to fuck/have sex with someone who is either a farmer or simply someone on a farm.
"Joe has a account on Farmersonly.com"

"oh damn didn't know he had a Farmer Fetish."
by dongsilla December 12, 2014
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