A tongue-in-cheek label for those who tirelessly sow the seeds of instant gratification, tending to their addictive crops like a modern-day farmer. These individuals harvest dopamine highs through activities like endless scrolling, binge-watching, or jackpot-chasing, all while neglecting the long-term fields of genuine fulfillment.
Chris: So, did you hear about Jessica's latest obsession with social media?
Sarah: Oh, don't even get me started. She's turned into a full-blown dopamine farmer.
Chris: Tell me about it! It's like she's more interested in harvesting likes than getting any actual work done.
Sarah: Seriously, it's like she's got one hand on her phone and the other on the dopamine faucet, just cranking it up all day long.
Chris: And let's not even mention her productivity levels. It's like watching a wilted plant trying to grow in a desert.
Sarah: I know, right? I swear, if she spent half as much time on her assignments as she does on Instagram, she'd be employee of the month by now.
Sarah: Oh, don't even get me started. She's turned into a full-blown dopamine farmer.
Chris: Tell me about it! It's like she's more interested in harvesting likes than getting any actual work done.
Sarah: Seriously, it's like she's got one hand on her phone and the other on the dopamine faucet, just cranking it up all day long.
Chris: And let's not even mention her productivity levels. It's like watching a wilted plant trying to grow in a desert.
Sarah: I know, right? I swear, if she spent half as much time on her assignments as she does on Instagram, she'd be employee of the month by now.
by Blubba McFarlane April 9, 2024
Get the Dopamine farmermug. The act of harvesting a fresh ear of corn from a field or garden, schucking it, then fucking your partner with it.
The other day when my wife and I went to the store we passed a corn field. I immediately pulled over and gave her the ole Farmer's Wife!
by BadDaddy88 September 7, 2021
Get the Farmer's Wifemug. A little boy who loves the country, real true blue country bloke, loves a good dart, the winnie blues are his favourite, he loves footy and loves a good beer too
Weaknessess, can include Millie Kingham, and sian eggerton
Weaknessess, can include Millie Kingham, and sian eggerton
by BOZO123442 September 1, 2023
Get the farmer nickmug. He’s someone that is smart but stupid all at the same time. Someone that’s hard to control. Someone not to mess with. He will protect his family and friends to the full extent. He is someone you start to love and can never get over. He is husband material. He is stubborn. He is hardheaded. He is someone you wake up every morning and think of or he is someone u think of every night before bed. He is trustworthy, you could tell him anything and everything and not have to worry who will know after. He is gentle, he will treat u like a Queen, he will show you how a man should treat a woman. He is an amazing person over all but you got to watch them mood swings!!!
by Marlene DHR April 8, 2023
Get the Tyler Farmermug. When a person (usually a homosexual man) is jealous of a person he knows who happens to be a farmer.
by Charlie Macdonald March 25, 2024
Get the farmer envymug. A pers0n 8f an agricul7ural background who refuses to p4y you back mon3y that you 5hared with them, intentionally u5ing excu2es to avo1d having to give you the money/item5 they owe.
Dylan: I keep trying to RING Sean to get my money off him, but he never answers his PHONE
Eoghan: That's because he is a stingy farmer
Eoghan: That's because he is a stingy farmer
by LoverOfDeadCalves November 18, 2020
Get the stingy farmermug. Informal term for someone who only engages with easy, less challenging opportunities, while ignoring greater yet more difficult opportunities.
Etymology: Derived from the metaphor of "low-hanging fruit" representing effortless tasks or gains. Farmers, in this context, are individuals solely focused on these readily available options.
Etymology: Derived from the metaphor of "low-hanging fruit" representing effortless tasks or gains. Farmers, in this context, are individuals solely focused on these readily available options.
The marketing team are just a bunch of low-hanging fruit farmers, always chasing the latest trend instead of building long-term strategies.
by ubershmekel January 20, 2024
Get the Low-hanging fruit farmermug.