Farting in the onion patch

The act of sticking a soft penis into thrir parters asshole snd having thrir partner fart until the penis gets hard

Dude what stinks, sorry i was just farting in the onion patch

by Im golf August 26, 2016

FARTINESE

To speak in tongue. To use words only you or few comprehend. Or to speak like Ozzy Osbourne.

1. I'm not speaking in FARTINESE.
2. Those kids nowadays really know their FARTINESE.
3. You talking FARTINESE?
4. Ok, I'm gonna use FARTINESE, so you will understand what I'm saying!

by Onecrzyhairball September 3, 2016

Falking

Facebook stalking. The act of creepily reading the Facebook profile of a person who you know hardly at all.

I met this cute girl Jessica at a party; I found out some interesting facts about her while falking her in my living room later that evening.

by Tuv Levov January 2, 2017

Faking an Uncle Tom

When you've (usually a black guy) spent so much time with white people that you begin to dislike your own race, but due to white people's "whiteness" you still do not feel completely comfortable around them

Black Guy 1: You've spent the last 4 day with Richard, Madison, and Olivia! How do you feel?
Black Guy 2: They are fun, but I'm really starting to feel distant from other black people.
*Richard send a video of a failed dab*
Black Guy 2: "OHHHHHH WHYYYYYYYY?"
Black Guy 1: Yeah bro you're Faking an Uncle Tom

by kam11345 February 10, 2017

farming and grinding

doing the same meaningless activity(ies) over and over again, without any productive result

mother : Dillon, are you farming and grinding again? Coming home from school and playing computer games instead of doing homework, and then being disappointed about your grades?

Dillon: Lol, farming and grinding is actually the key to the biological survival of any species, including humans, because we humans, are creatures of habit.

mother: yes, but if you know that what you are doing is going to kill you...I will not help you to save your sinking Titanic. That's the moral of the fable.

by Sexydimma February 21, 2017

farzinah

Farzinah is an open minded girl who loves to explore,Very loving to others and will give them all the love.Farzinah's especially love to do active work and keep themselves busy at all times.

Farzinah is one of the most active person out there

by Isabella.B June 7, 2017

farting fight

Where you catch your fart in your hands and chuck it at someone.the other person does the same.the first person to hold their nose loses.

hey do you want to have a (farting fight )
ye sure

by glitterfan101 June 26, 2017