Krispan Eli

Krispan Eli is a term for a pedo who eats children, and getting obese from 'Kid Meat' sus edition.

Are you eating baby jimmy?!? you damn Krispan Eli.

by Kristian Eli dámar menn September 17, 2021

Eli Manning

A retired quarterback that could be best described as mediocre at doing anything besides destroying the way-to-large dreams of the entitled Patriots fans

Bill Belichick: AHHH! My kryptonite ELI MANNING

Tom Brady: Come on coach let’s skiddadle

by Wistopher May 10, 2020

Eli

Eli is smart athletic and hot he has a huge cock too

Eli has a big dick

by anonymous February 20, 2022

Eli

the most pretty, talented, kind, cute, and smart cow in teh world

I wish I was like Eli

by -Pastel Sushi Roll- November 10, 2020

Elise

Somebody with the first name of Elise who is uncontactable and ignorant to replying, responding or returning a response to their peers - Alive but just ignorant.

Alive or just ignorant

George - Elise are you good ?
Elise - ……

George - Alive or just ignorant ?
Elise - …….

by Akala1234 August 10, 2023

eli

a type of person that likes to annoy people or niggle people

that person is an eli they are annoying

by bbcbdr October 24, 2023

Eli

The guy who you think is nice but is intact a asshole

Eli ignored my boundaries
Eli's house of lies is crumbling

Eli called us mentally ill hypocrites

by UrParentsFavPan November 13, 2022