eddie

Eddie is someone you wish you could slap your cock on

god I wish Eddie was here right now, my nuts are blue

by lucyluke12 March 29, 2022

Eddie

Eddie is a very creative and weird person . Usually very hairy. He is a very over dramatic and protective boyfriend. Eddie is also a great best friend for others . Even when eddies is being dumb he still gives the best advice

Eddie “Don’t do it “

by Savannah Mendez March 20, 2019

Eddie Guzman

The youngest sibling in the family and the best looking. An Eddie Guzman has a great smile and is the funniest person in the family. Athletic and loyal, tough and strong, not a person you want as an opponent. He is street smart and will go farther than anyone to make sure he doesn't lose, you wouldn't want to mess with him because he is also college educated. An Eddie Guzman will outsmart you, he is competitive and will tire out any opponent. He is a good friend and an even better lover. If you are lucky enough to be his romantic partner you are in for a treat. Eddie Guzman will have a surprisingly large penis and be a great lover that tries to please his partner before himself. A hardworker and very loyal, an Eddie Guzman will be the life of the party. He can find the positive out of any situation and is stubbornly optimistic.

You ain't an Eddie Guzman, because you're a quitter.

That was the worse sex I ever had, definitely not an Eddie Guzman.

That comedian did not make me laugh, he was not funny. His boring ass did not Eddie Guzman me.

by Brainmuscle January 05, 2025

eddie nketiah

someone who only scores tap ins in football. A goal from close range.

Did you see my goal on the weekend? Proper eddie nketiah

by Excellent_emile December 21, 2021

alina and eddie

the cutest couple to ever exist.

me- have you seen alina and eddie
worker- yes! theyre so cute

by EllieP5 January 21, 2023

eddie cahill

N: the licking of a Rhinoceros's ass, followed by gargelling of it's semenal juices.

After the eddie cahill, my mouth got really sore

by Steve "Fucking" Irwin September 18, 2006

Dr Eddie

A teacher who doesn't know what the HELL he/she is talking about. Makes the students do all the work (aka busy work) since he/she is fucking clueless about the entire field of study.

However, even though he/she cannot teach, he/she is a wonderful person. Super nice.

Person 1: "Our teacher can't teach at ALL!!!"
Person 2: "Yeah, but she is sooo nice. She even helped me fix my flat tire!!!"
Person 1: "Hmmmm...terrible teacher but wonderful lady...she must be a dr eddie!"

by 987654321 November 29, 2007