A derogatory term for a scuzzy wannabe-hippie drug dealer, primarily selling skunkweed and possibly a little fake blotter acid for good measure. Always unwashed, with greasy matted hair (typically dreadlocks), the dirt merchant has horrible B.O. with an over-stench of patchouli mixed into it. Filthy feet poking out of Birkenstocks and lots of hemp jewelry are a hallmark of the dirt merchant, as is the inability to form a coherent sentence. Favorite bands are The Grateful Dead (of course), Phish, and the String Cheese Incident. Probably homeless, though he or she may live in a busted-down bus or VW Vanagon, probably with at least 5 other dirt merchants and one or two stinky dogs.
That dirt merchant just tried to sell me a bag of shake for $35!
Shit, remember that dirt merchant I met who was slinging acid next to that Port-o-Potty at the String Cheese Incident show? She totally gave me crabs, man!
Shit, remember that dirt merchant I met who was slinging acid next to that Port-o-Potty at the String Cheese Incident show? She totally gave me crabs, man!
by Lady Tangerine August 3, 2010
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1) Dirt Biki- My ass feels so gross, but it will be worth it tonight when I get dirt biked!
2) Dirt Biker- Man I can't wait to go dirt biking tonight.
(friend) -Wow, thats pretty sick.
2) Dirt Biker- Man I can't wait to go dirt biking tonight.
(friend) -Wow, thats pretty sick.
by Wood9412 February 13, 2009
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by tl77 November 26, 2010
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1. Dirty sheets typical of dudes, hallmarked by debris such as small rocks, kitty litter, and actual dirt found in between the bottom and top sheets of his bed or resting place (can include couches and/or futons), often dragged in from walking barefoot on dirty floors. "I totally fingerblasted that girl in my dirt bed"
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Dirt Bed Durt Bed
noun:
1. Dirty sheets typical of dudes, hallmarked by debris such as small rocks, kitty litter, and actual dirt found in between the bottom and top sheets of his bed or resting place (can include couches and/or futons), often dragged in from walking barefoot on dirty floors. "I totally fingerblasted that girl in my dirt bed"
by Bottoms_Up December 23, 2009
Get the Bed Dirt mug.After a night of significant alcohol consumption, Alex awoke in his tent to find soot from the earlier evenings fire in his underpants. He then realized he was guilty of committing a dirt jerk.
Alex knew that the handle on the bathroom stall was dirty but personal need got the better of him and the dirt jerk became the only solution.
Heather figured that Alex was a dirt jerker and decided to reject his advances.
Alex knew that the handle on the bathroom stall was dirty but personal need got the better of him and the dirt jerk became the only solution.
Heather figured that Alex was a dirt jerker and decided to reject his advances.
by 3nothappening November 27, 2010
Get the Dirt Jerk mug.When a person is dead. Not the act of dying but the act of being dead and burried. Most often used in refference to a celebrity or world leader as in The Deviates song "They All Suck Dirt".
by Foster Lagoon August 18, 2006
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