Deez Nuts

Your family jewels

precision

Deez Nuts!!! ahahahahhahahahahhahahahahahahah Ghottem

by Milked my family jewels September 4, 2018

deez nuts

Phrase used to prank your friends

"Something came in the mail today"
"Deez nuts"

by cursehhh October 7, 2020

deez nuts

something your mom sucked on last night

Someone: Dude, have you met deez?
Another person: No, who's that?
Someone: DEEZ NUTS!

by anonymous August 7, 2022

Deez Nuts

The most holy and divine word known to man. If someone doesn't agree they probably have a small dick and a large ego and you should be instantly repulsed by their presence.

Guy 1: DEEZ NUTS!!!
Guy 2: bruh cringe
Guy1: *beats Guy 2 to a red pulp via fists*

by JQNNY January 2, 2022

Deez nuts

Gobble gobble gobble gag gag gag slurp slurp slurp

Hey there’s deez nuts let me suck um

by Deeznutsexpert June 12, 2023

candice deez nuts

An unfunny comment

Johnny: You know candice?
Bill: Who’s candice?
Johnny: Candice deez nuts fit in your mouth
Bill: Shut the fuck up your not funny

by fuckuou November 14, 2022

Deez

Deeez it has to have a z in it

Person 1:Hey bill did you here about deez? Person 2: no? Who’s deez
Person 1: 😈
Don’t ever ask who deez is

by Hawt\dawg January 2, 2022