while watching the newly released film Twilight a female straddles you and whilst grinding your lap, you blow in you pants causing a nickle sized cum stain to appear on your pants and the female passes out in laughter.
yo i was over this niggas house things got really hot and heavy long story short he gave me a premo dan
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Get the premo dan mug.Dan and Phil, or dnp are two youtubers.
They are "not dating".
Their shipname is phan and the fandom is called The Phandom.
Both came out as gay or queer in June.
They have shared an apartment for the last ten years or so.
If you think of Dan, you think of Phil and vice versa.
Dan is known as Daniel Howell on youtube (previously Danisnotonfire,but don't call him
that or he'll delete your kneecaps).
Phil (full name is Phil Lester) is known as AmazingPhil.
In addition, they share a gaming channel called DanAndPhilGames. (It's great!)
Go watch them, you won't regret it.
They are "not dating".
Their shipname is phan and the fandom is called The Phandom.
Both came out as gay or queer in June.
They have shared an apartment for the last ten years or so.
If you think of Dan, you think of Phil and vice versa.
Dan is known as Daniel Howell on youtube (previously Danisnotonfire,but don't call him
that or he'll delete your kneecaps).
Phil (full name is Phil Lester) is known as AmazingPhil.
In addition, they share a gaming channel called DanAndPhilGames. (It's great!)
Go watch them, you won't regret it.
Person 1: Did you hear about Dan coming out?
Person 2: You mean Dan as in Dan and Phil, right? Or am I missing out?
Person 2: You mean Dan as in Dan and Phil, right? Or am I missing out?
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Girl says to Dan - “Do you have any sausage for my omelette?”
Dan says “We’re out of sausage, but Dans meat is available.”
“Welcome to Dans meat. Home of the meatball marinara 6 inch special, how can I help you?”
Girl - “My burger is cold…could you please make me a new one?”
Dan - “We’re out of that but I can give you some of DANS MEAT.”
Dan says “We’re out of sausage, but Dans meat is available.”
“Welcome to Dans meat. Home of the meatball marinara 6 inch special, how can I help you?”
Girl - “My burger is cold…could you please make me a new one?”
Dan - “We’re out of that but I can give you some of DANS MEAT.”
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