Well known for his skill in sucking eggs. Dan can be found while being mobbed by a small man called John and a fucking smackhead girl called emma. He is extremely good looking and attractive and you are lucky to even know him because he is the best person I know❤️ He is also a certified Ming mong.
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Person 2: Damn, is that Dan the Dirt’s hit song “I Don’t Need U?” From his album “A Collection of Human Error?”
Person 1: yes it is! I’m his number 2 fan!
Person 2: No way! I’m his number 1 fan!
Person 2: Damn, is that Dan the Dirt’s hit song “I Don’t Need U?” From his album “A Collection of Human Error?”
Person 1: yes it is! I’m his number 2 fan!
Person 2: No way! I’m his number 1 fan!
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Girl says to Dan - “Do you have any sausage for my omelette?”
Dan says “We’re out of sausage, but Dans meat is available.”
“Welcome to Dans meat. Home of the meatball marinara 6 inch special, how can I help you?”
Girl - “My burger is cold…could you please make me a new one?”
Dan - “We’re out of that but I can give you some of DANS MEAT.”
Dan says “We’re out of sausage, but Dans meat is available.”
“Welcome to Dans meat. Home of the meatball marinara 6 inch special, how can I help you?”
Girl - “My burger is cold…could you please make me a new one?”
Dan - “We’re out of that but I can give you some of DANS MEAT.”
by Genitalgenius December 15, 2021
Get the Dans Meat mug.(DAN-HOUR) IS THE EQUIVELANT OF 4X WHAT EVER THE MENTIONED AMOUNT OF TIME IS ORIGINALLY.
SO IN ESSENCE IF A FRIEND THAT HAS AN OUTSTANDING KNACK FOR TAKING MUCH MUCH LONGER THAN THEY SAY THEY WILL, THEIR TIME CAN BE MEASURED IN "DAN-HOURS"
SO IN ESSENCE IF A FRIEND THAT HAS AN OUTSTANDING KNACK FOR TAKING MUCH MUCH LONGER THAN THEY SAY THEY WILL, THEIR TIME CAN BE MEASURED IN "DAN-HOURS"
DANIEL HOYER: "AY YEAH BRO, I JUST GOT TO FINISH UP THIS ONE THING REAL FAST AND ILL BE BY IN AN HOUR"
ANYONE THAT KNOWS DAN: " OKAY SO ITS 5PM NOW, SO IN DAN-HOURS I SHOULD BE READY AT ABOUT 9PM, SEE YOU THEN"
ANYONE THAT KNOWS DAN: " OKAY SO ITS 5PM NOW, SO IN DAN-HOURS I SHOULD BE READY AT ABOUT 9PM, SEE YOU THEN"
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