crotch rocket

A type of rocket that is most effective when shot at someone's crotch.

"Alright troops, remember to aim at the crotch with that crotch rocket."

by Edsel October 28, 2007

FIRE CROTCH

A person with red pubic hair

oh my god last night i need my new fire fighter boyfriend to put out my fire crotch in bed

by urbanman223 December 21, 2010

crotch crab

parasitic insect species notorious for infesting human genitals.

Crotch crabs are little bastards that live in your crotch and bite the hell out of you while hanging onto your pubes for dear life.

by grena February 19, 2010

Crotch Chops

The large magnificent cascade of pubes flanking both sides of a man's overgrown undercarriage.

"Mark's been growin out his crotch chops for swimsuit season."

by JusticeLeagueAssembled February 10, 2012

Rusty Crotch

Someone who is unfortunate enough to be born with red hair. Thus, having red pubic hair.

Note, not all red heads have red pubes, but it's out there.

Often an offensive term used to tease people with red hair.

Man: "Yo, Rusty Crotch!"
Man with red hair: "Fuck you!"

by Daisy D November 14, 2005

crotch rocket

A crotch rocket is a penis.

Gary has a huge crotch rocket and all of the girls want to ride it.

by Rocket Rider November 02, 2006

Crotch Festival

A celebration of which cock is abound and litters the streets. Usually attended by homosexual males. They feast on cock meat sandwiches and indulge in practices of butt humpery.

Dude, are you coming to Justin's Crotch Festival? Yeah, we're all hoppin' in his Volkswagen and rolling out for some hot ramrod!

by Christopher Litsey April 23, 2008