mmmmmmmmmm cow

This cow that plays pranks on you

*Postman puts away letters*.
*cow does dance*
*postman looks behind*
*cow stops dancing*
Someone walking by: mmmmmmmmmm cow

by JASPER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! August 4, 2021

moist cow

A soggy old hag, typically a 55+ year old woman who frequently engages in sexual intercourse and scares young children. Usually an educator.

Mrs. Kenyon, our transvestite gym teacher, is a moist cow.

by Moist Cow February 14, 2017

hootie cows

Two soft rounded organs on each side of the chest on women. They can be small or quite large & produce milk after childbirth.

Sybil loves to tease the construction workers by flashing her hootie cows.

by Sybil4 November 1, 2006

sled cow

Typically, a female who is considered slutty, but is unworthy of being desireable.

"Genine is such a sled cow."

by Devanshi February 10, 2005

angry cow

While doing an ugly lactating girl from behind, when you're about to nut, quickly reach under grabbing both tits and squeeze as hard as you can. (Extra points for having cold hands, and extra points if you are able to successfully milk her.)

I gave my wife an angry cow this morning. She screamed so loud she woke the baby!

by Too tall May 26, 2014

Who is this cow?!

Tell this sentence to a person who is:
-is STUPID,
or -does NOT use his/her mind at all
or -thinks he/she is ALWAYS right!
or -says bullshit

Teacher: You should memorize all these formulas.
Student: Who is this cow?!

by emeliano May 27, 2018

Trim A Cow

This is when your balls are so hairy that they need immediate shaving

Friend: Hey I'm gonna trim a cow tonight
Friend 2: Oh yeah I trimmed my cow last week
Friend 2: Why are you trimming yours?
Friend: It's because I have a date in the morning
Friend: I really have to trim my cow tonight
Friend 2: OK Cool!

by Search up Mayor of Lannach March 21, 2021