Cowboy Costume

An overpriced, massive, and gaudy pickup truck that is most often never used for any actual work by it's owner.

Dave: "Yeah, I just recently bought this Ford F-450 Platinum Mega-Hyper Deluxe Freedom Cheeseburger Edition for only $79,999.99 and got a 15-inch lift kit with some sick rims."
Jim: "That's a very nice cowboy costume Dave."

by E bough January 21, 2023

cowboy aids

When you catch the AIDS virus from a cowboy. Most common among gay men in Texas where everything is bigger. Including but not limited to cowboy cocks that are infected with cowboy AIDS.

My work friend went to a seminar in Austin Texas and came back with cowboy AIDS. He said it was #WorthIt

by Monster Cowboy Dick February 17, 2023

Cowboy coon

The cowboy coon first appeared on (Ram ranch) it is a sexual act where a man sticks a rabid raccoon in his anus leting it run wild. also this pleasure full event expands the (hole) for a male partner

Me and my bros (alex) and (joe) cowboy cooned

by game_takers1 April 28, 2023

cowboy coon

The cowboy coon is a erotic act of pleasure between 2 men and a rabid raccoon

Male 1 uses the raccoon to widen his anus for male 2 to get to pound town ( the raccoon is put into a cage and forced to watch the active war crime)

I want to cowboy coon you

by game_takers1 April 29, 2023

cowboy tone digz

The hot sexy cowboy from the pat mcafee show

Pat Mcafee: One half of the hammer DAHN!, cowboy tone digz is here

by Fiendish end October 23, 2023

Cowboy Pancake

Smacking a girl’s ass in-between penetration while wearing a cowboy hat at sundown.

“Damn we made a nice cowboy pancake right there”

Her: “I’m hungry for a cowboy pancake feed me”

Him: “we have to wait for sundown, you know the cowboy rules”

by cowgirlnotinthesand October 29, 2023

SD Cowboy

See shitty dick cowboy

shitty dick cowboy

"The dude at Subway was such a little SD Cowboy"

by therealdjtron May 13, 2009