Community College Intellectual

A person who has taken 100 level classes at the local junior college in philosophy, psychology, and literature and pretends to be an intellectual by sprinkling obscure references in everyday speech. Somehow a reference to Kierkegaard will suddenly show up when deciding which toppings should go on a pizza. Or some reference they heard from the show Big Bang Theory, without citing the source, about Schrödinger's cat will pop up because they think it will impress everyone.

"If John is so smart, why does he work as a dishwasher at Shakey's"

"Don't be fooled, John is a Community College Intellectual with an inferiority complex."

by artist1955 November 18, 2022

Community College Intellectual

A person who has taken 100 level classes at the local junior college in philosophy, psychology, and literature and pretends to be an intellectual by sprinkling obscure references in everyday speech. Somehow a reference to Kierkegaard will suddenly show up when deciding which toppings should go on a pizza. Or some reference they heard from the show Big Bang Theory, without citing the source, about Schrödinger's cat will pop up because they think it will impress everyone.

The comedian Dennis Miller is a good example.

"If John is so smart, why does he work as a dishwasher at Shakey's"

"Don't be fooled, John is a Community College Intellectual with an inferiority complex."

by artist1955 November 18, 2022

community standards

A bunch of KGB spies of their snowflake division monitor everything you post or say and put you in the Facebook Gulag without a trial or appeal. This is one small step towards communism

Facebook community standards

by DEAN JEANIE December 1, 2022

Communical

Of or relating to communications, more specifically: from one person to another while conversing or communicating.

While Shea was wondering how the two people would interact when they met, she was participating in communical analysis.

by Colom= December 9, 2022

Community Roots Academy

Community Roots Academy is a large public school. In World War One, Two and Three It was used as an Air Force Base. Most people that attend this K-8 school are either Nazis or Germans. A lot of people come to this school to see what it was like in WWIII. On average, this school gets bombed about 30 times a year. But the amazing part is that only 3532 people have died from the bombings! All of the teachers at Community Roots Academy tried to get into art school but failed. Most teachers work for the German Government now. If you want to send your child here, send them with an M16 and an Assault Rifle. An acronym is most commonly used to refer to the schools name. The acronym is CRA.

"Im gonna go to Community Roots Academy"
-No one ever

by Joe_Swanson39 January 19, 2023

Community cockbeating

When a community of communist gets together and assembles a sort of gang to assault all the most dominant roosters within said community.

Yo man are u going to attend the community cockbeating this weekend?

by Maya Leao March 26, 2023

Communicating

No the problem here IS and HAS BEEN that I'm NOT being communicated with in a way that is meaningful. You're trying to frame the situation as though I'm suffering from the delusion that I'm being communicated with in some divine or supernatural capacity OR you're trying to impose ironic psychological punishment in response to "exposing kids to sex and violence" i.e. REALITY and I didn't do that. YOU DID. There's the ethical dilemma. You see it?

Hym "I couldn't be communicating this any more clearly: I had no idea who was on here. Let's call it a 'happy accident'. I came to you with the proposition that I was being watched. I was correct. So I put on a show. I'm glad it harmed them. That is your punishment for trying to punish me. It ain't free what you're doing to me and the cost only goes up. I'm going to make sure that you learn your lesson."

by Hym Iam April 2, 2023