Coffee bar

Coffee bar- the shit you take after having outrageous butt sex and now you can’t stop shitting. Kinda like the huge shit you take after drinking lots of coffee.

Met up with Mark last night, when I was done with him he let out coffee bar’s all morning.

Coffee bar by Hipster holocaust February 22, 2018

Coffee condom 

The sleeve that goes on a steaming hot coffee (often from a drive thru) so you can hold it without burning your hand.

May I have a coffee condom for the cup to keep from burning my hands please?

Coffee condom by Momma D6 February 20, 2018

coffee stand 

THING THAT HOLDS YOU COFFEE BITCH

COFFEE STAND THAT HOLDS MY COFFEE BITCH

coffee stand by DUNCAN'S COCK May 16, 2018

Coffee Shark 

When a glass of coffee is spiked with a floating sunstance.

"Man, i never expected to get a coffee shark"

Coffee Shark by Penbutt er September 6, 2018

Coffee market 

The coffee market it's a market of coffee, you understand, no, i am not a teacher fuck you
XDDD, I imagine a people read this article, I, I CRY the funny

For example: "Hey, you have any gram of coffee
- no, but in the coffee market has veryy veryy much

Coffee market by CYROK October 31, 2018

Coffee Seat 

It's when you put your arm around your friend's bag strap at the end of the school day and then you both spin around in circles.

It was the end of another school day, a dude was walking with his best friend to the car parking lot and he only had one strap around his shoulder so the friend put HIS arm around the other free strap and they together spun around in circles; the act was coffee seat as.

Coffee Seat by Weirdass defintions November 3, 2018

Coffee joke 

an adult joke, not linking to anything explicit, usually relates to adulthood, coffee, poor life decisions or being a teacher.

my teacher recently dropped a coffee joke in class.

Coffee joke by terrobite December 14, 2018