chicago knight

A goon who roams the streets around 3:00 am looking to start some bad shit that will hurt the community.

Yo that nigga ramen a Chicago knight, he no good.

by Mr. Love gee February 23, 2016

Chicago Oyster

What comes out of your nose after doing large amounts of cocaine for an extended period of time.

Man, Smitty served up Chicago oysters all over that hotel room in Atlantic City.

by jaybronee October 11, 2020

I Used to Work in Chicago

A drinking song sang by Rugby types. Usually in the format of call and response chanting about doing misogynistic things to a woman coming into a store and asking for different items. You can be very inventive with this chant, especially after a few pints....

Person: One day a woman into the store asking for a hammer
Chorus: A hammer from the store?
Person: A hammer she wanted, nailed she got!
Chorus: Oh I used to work in Chicago in an old department store, i used to work in Chicago I don't work there anymore.

by chigman452 September 30, 2022

The Chicago Woodsman

The act of defecating on the back of your one night stands head before leaving their house in the middle of the night.

Mark: Did you hear what happened to Steve Last night?
Jenny: No....Is he OK??
Mark: Yeah, just got The Chicago Woodsman from his one night stand

by The Real Woodsman September 13, 2023

Chicago Carwash

When one dedicates in another’s opened car sunroof.

Johnny left his sunroof open and Mike gave him a Chicago Carwash

by Butternts63 May 16, 2018

Chicago Car Wash

A euphemism for a drive-by shooting.

The date night was going great until the 5 star restaurant turned into a Chicago Car Wash.

by cockwork October 06, 2019

Post one chicago depression

a state of sadness/mental unstability after watching an episode of one chicago

”why are you so sad”
-”Leslie shay just died last night, post one chicago depression”

by SLAYER 💪💪 May 11, 2022