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cannonize

To honor a deceased individual by wrapping him in mummy-wadding and shooting him out da barrel of a heavy-artillery weapon.
In da famous early-1940's animated short, "Daffy the Commando", Von Vulture felt sure dat he'd most definitely done away with da perpetually-infuriating Daffy Duck (finally!) after loading him into da huge Howitzer ("Ah, now t'dry and duck ZIS one, you DUCK! Heil HITluh!") and detonating da powder-charge, but all dat actually happened was dat Daffy merely got "cannonized" --- i.e., shot out over Berlin as a "human cannonball"; he eventually landed near a crowd of citizens who were listening to one of Da Führer's infamous "screaming rant" speeches, and clobbers said loudly-verbose dictator over da head with a huge mallet.
by QuacksO September 17, 2022
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Star Buster Franxx Cannon

One of the strongest moves in "A legends Journey" Performed by D.Une, D.Star, Darling, & Hakari when fighting against Mizuki Enoch before performing the "Starburst Seal". The move itself caused Mizuki to be placed in between the realms of existence and non-existence correspondingly, before Hakari completely sealed him into the realm of non-existence. Dubbing him "The star that doesn't exist", the move itself is also a clan special although it used only 4 of the members within the clan and still did immense damage, it would be far stronger if the whole clan combined together and performed the move.

Due to the moves unrivaled power, it can only be used by "Star Clan" members with "Darlings Blood" flowing through them whilst being in there "Unbreakable Will" states. Which, the "Unbreakable Will" requirement completely hinders the move from becoming over powered. Due to many of the clan members not having that stage to be forcefully activated unlike others.
D.Une - "With our powers combined we will defeat you, nothing in existence not here or after can stop this. Star Buster Franxx Cannon!"
Hakari - "Impossible how can such a power exist!"
by Darling Une October 14, 2020
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Vanilla cannon

When a man whips out his penis in public and sprays his sperm on random old ladies or lady
I heard he vanilla cannoned his own grandma
by Bannanamitchandzand May 24, 2016
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cannon ball johnson

when her pussy is so loose that you climb onto the dresser and cannon ball into it.
by Kobe Minx October 24, 2017
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Curry Cannons

by serbiantittylover May 23, 2025
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Cannon

A gun with larger caliber than a rifle. Usualy fires explosive rounds.
*Cannon fires*
Guy 1: woah thats a powerful cannon
by im really smart December 13, 2019
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dook cannon

A butt. "Dook" being the shortened form of dookie poop and "cannon" referring to the large artillary weapon, likening a turd to a cannonball.
If I don't grt to a bathroom, my dook cannon is going to blow a hole in my britches.
by DedGum February 16, 2019
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