A bullshit button is a button with a bunch of phrases (ex: now that isn't even bullshit thats horseshit)
by ASS MONKE October 01, 2022
by Shitting Bull January 07, 2021
Someone who intices you to hook onto to thier bullshit remarks or ideas through switchbaiting weasel words.
"The Yankees are a trash baseball team" ...they are in 1st place
"The Yankees have never won anything"
...they have the most wins and championships all time
Stop switchbaiting me you Bullshit Fisherman!!
"The Yankees have never won anything"
...they have the most wins and championships all time
Stop switchbaiting me you Bullshit Fisherman!!
by jhsdfghjkloiuytgfdszxcvbni April 02, 2024
I looked up THE BEST SHIT/CRAP/BULLSHIT EVER!!!! on my computer last night and oh goodness, it was FUCKING AWESOME!!!!
by pornuser March 22, 2018
When someone says bullshit with some reason that is actually kind of reasonable.
Most times, you can`t find anything wrong at their reason so you either laugh or tell them to shut up.
Politicians use this to think they`re doing something GOOD. The truth is, they`re throwing away your money at some crappy shit.
When you say some of this to a teacher while you are in trouble, she/he will punish you more.
Most times, you can`t find anything wrong at their reason so you either laugh or tell them to shut up.
Politicians use this to think they`re doing something GOOD. The truth is, they`re throwing away your money at some crappy shit.
When you say some of this to a teacher while you are in trouble, she/he will punish you more.
Student: You shouldn`t tell my mom that I fought with Joe today.
Teacher: And why is that?
Student: If you tell her, she`ll feel bad, and you shouldn`t make someone feel bad.
Teacher: LOGICAL BULLSHIT!
Guy1: I know everything!
Guy2: Bullshit.
Guy1: If you don`t know something, you can`t explain it.
If there is something I can`t explain, I can explain it by saying "I can`t explain it", and that leads to a
contradiction.
So there is nothing I can`t explain, and there is nothing I don`t know.
Guy2: That is some serious logical bullshit.
Teacher: And why is that?
Student: If you tell her, she`ll feel bad, and you shouldn`t make someone feel bad.
Teacher: LOGICAL BULLSHIT!
Guy1: I know everything!
Guy2: Bullshit.
Guy1: If you don`t know something, you can`t explain it.
If there is something I can`t explain, I can explain it by saying "I can`t explain it", and that leads to a
contradiction.
So there is nothing I can`t explain, and there is nothing I don`t know.
Guy2: That is some serious logical bullshit.
by Jekr June 12, 2019
don't continue the bullshit, its gonna get to you
Don't search up different variations of qwerty and all the other stones (combinations of keyboard shit)
Don't search up different variations of qwerty and all the other stones (combinations of keyboard shit)
bro 1: DO NOT CONTINUE THE BULLSHIT
bro 2: AIGHT AIGHT
bro 1: you better not be Continuing the bullshit
bro 2: AIGHT AIGHT
bro 1: you better not be Continuing the bullshit
by Jaggy42069 August 22, 2021
It is the same as Money talks and bullshit walks, but this phrase was said by Leonardo Di Caprio in the movie The wolf of Wall Street
People with a lot of resources accomplish things, the others take the bus and do nothing or little.
One guy says Hey I did that mega deal working at night : money talks and bullshit takes the bus
One guy says Hey I did that mega deal working at night : money talks and bullshit takes the bus
by Ernie58 August 04, 2017