the bread is in the toaster

A phrase used to indicate that something is cool and legit

Can also be used to indicate a plan is in motion

Awesome man, bread in the toaster.

That party was toasty af.

Everything is ready, the bread is in the toaster.

by coolbeans69 October 4, 2016

Bread and jam

Smelly,unkept trampy sort of person

Smells like bread and jam

by Bread and jam May 16, 2021

Bread loaf

When you clog the toilet by taking a shit the size and consistency of a bread loaf

“Hey man call a Plummer I just took a bread loaf in the bathroom”

by Shiter69420 May 30, 2021

Bread Digger

One who insists on digging down the loaf of sliced bread toward the centre in an attempt to get the freshest, usually resulting in the last few slices of the loaf tasting like cardboard.

Will you stop being a bread digger, I just went to get a slice and it's drier than Shipman's patient list.

by Sparktric May 9, 2017

Bread Pudding

Sex Move:

"When you stick your balls in a vagina with a yeast infection."

"Isn't it weird that restaurants always serve bread pudding as an afterthought?"

by llamasutra November 25, 2021

Bread Time

Time for bed.

Bro 1: Hey bro it's passed your bread time.

Bro 2: Don't tell me how to beat my wife!

by Veliin August 7, 2012

bread cut

A slang term for a hair cut. A fresh hair cut is analogous to cutting a freshly baked loaf of bread. Think of your hair as a loaf of bread and the barber shapes it how you/he want/s it.

Nice bread cut dude, looks fresh!

by crazycarl69696969 December 18, 2013