by deadpixel January 26, 2015
by Cresid December 21, 2021
“Have you tried Activia for your constipation?”
“Not yet, but I did just buy some lesbian bread to help clear me out”
“Not yet, but I did just buy some lesbian bread to help clear me out”
by All knowing queer September 24, 2020
A very lethal disease brought on by the over-consumption of bread. Usually prevented via a future version of yourself coming back and warning you to stop, or just general lack of hunger.
Bing, although warned by his future self, died of bread brain in Bing Radio 2... Yet somehow revived for the next episode
by Perrythepomlypomofmuchpomlines May 14, 2011
Weirdo: I don't like cheese, I'm gonna scrape it all off of my slice.
Normal Human Being: Why didn't you just get bread and sauce.
Weirdo: I like sauce bread.
Normal Human Being: Why didn't you just get bread and sauce.
Weirdo: I like sauce bread.
by RoastBeastMakesForAGoodFeast February 05, 2012
The act of parental figures settling for the less graceful pleasures of life behind their children’s back, so their children are able to receive the greatest in life.
*Only two regular slices and the two heel of the bread left*
Son: Hey dad! Thanks for the crustless sandwich! You know I hate the crust.
Dad: *eating both heels of the bread* Of course son. Some day you will understand.
Son: Hey dad! Thanks for the crustless sandwich! You know I hate the crust.
Dad: *eating both heels of the bread* Of course son. Some day you will understand.
by Mitch.Swan July 07, 2022
The shelves were full of liquid bread but there wasn't a single bottle of hard cider.
Cheems likes his Bread drinks, blends them up real good.
Cheems likes his Bread drinks, blends them up real good.
by Serious Commenter January 01, 2022