Boofer

A female who you would only have sex with if you were drunk.

John: Wanna pick up some boofers tonight
Kronk: YUP

by MacCouger August 5, 2009

Bloftus

A fellatio experience from a transexual hooker that you have beaten and placed unconscious into your cab.

Thanks for the bloftus brah!

by yarpidge June 22, 2011

Boofage

1) The act of boofing.

2) To smear hot sauce on ones nutsack and shove the nutsack into another's rectum while sucking a giant cock.

Jimmy: " I just had sex! "

Timmy: " did you and shelia boof?"

Jimmy: " yeah i did some hardcore boofage in there!"

by IM DA JUGGA_NOT BITCH July 7, 2011

Boobtage

A montage of boob related videos.

Yo dude! Check out this Boobtage!

by HFKoopa October 19, 2011

Boof Chute

The brown orifice that most commonly is used for defecating, but may or may not be used to boof (insert drugs into anus).

"Did you hear that Neal licked out that chick's boof chute last night?!"

After years of using suppositories, Chris' boof chute caused him great deals of pain.

by MurderBitch August 14, 2013

boof kick

A kick with the intended result being the kicker's foot going straight up the kickee's rear end.

"Dude, Jason pissed me off so I gave him a friendly boof kick."

by kookinit August 21, 2013

boof booth

boof booth: a popular addition to any carnival; the boof booth allows patrons to enjoy the effects of their favourite drugs without the hassle of having their hands full.

Bill: Bob, I'm finally feeling the effects of this tampon up my butt but I don't know what to do with my hands.
Bob: Me neither. I feel so free! Those people are the boof booth were so nice.
Bill: Yeah I agree. Lets try to win a giant stuffed bear from the carnival games!
Bob: YAAAYYY!!

by Kalamazoo234 September 6, 2013