Biker humper refers to people who are overly attached to their little bicycles in defiance of a car centric city. Typically, they insult anyone who likes cars.
by Spear960 March 31, 2023
Get the Bike humpermug. A man who rides a bike with a camera on his helmet, and either record kids or record people and phones the old bill on them.
by JezzaVee March 24, 2024
Get the Bike Noncemug. 
A large, cheek clapping fart that arrives, unexpectedly in the dead of night, from a sleeping dispenser.
by anonymous May 23, 2022
Get the Midnight dirt bikemug. When a Girl has a STD such as syphilis or any other nasty STD. Also when a man catches a STD from a girl.
by Jay Riv May 17, 2023
Get the dirty bike chainmug. Used to be a good mountain bike rider but has lost his or her bottle and bought a Gravel Bike. Initially just to "add some miles" but it has increasingly become a refuge from having to actually try at life. Could be literal or metaphorical.
by Bicycle guru June 22, 2022
Get the Owns a gravel bikemug. Bike shedding, but amongst the professional sustainability mafia who will happily debate the optimum bike rack to occupant ratio for a building design whilst said building emits 10x a sustainable level of carbon emissions and the world burns due to climate change.
Richard: “If we could only increase the natural light level by four lux the occupant comfort would rise by seven happiness-adjusted-life-years and we’ll get a six star rating…”
Kate: “Oh for fuck’s sake Richard, stop bike-racking! You’re focusses on first world problems yet this design has enough carbon intensive concrete we’ll blow the carbon budget before day one of operations”
Kate: “Oh for fuck’s sake Richard, stop bike-racking! You’re focusses on first world problems yet this design has enough carbon intensive concrete we’ll blow the carbon budget before day one of operations”
by TheNudeCyclist June 3, 2022
Get the Bike-rackingmug.