The Big Dave is when an individual goes missing for a long period of time as they are just sitting in their room wanking the balls of themselves. The Big Dave is not complete until the individuals balls are completely empty and the walls of their room are covered in Jizz.
The Big dave is when someone lik Ted wont be in class for the next few days as he is having a Big Dave
by Captain Wanker April 7, 2015
Get the The Big Davemug. A big behemoth slob is a term for a big boy that lerks in the Delaware county region of Ohio. This big boys hobby’s include mowing down large orders of Taco Bell, hitting his dab pen and chugging sodas. This mammal finds its prey by sneaking up from behind and illegally checking them into the dasher boards causing the glass to vibrate violently and making spectators fear that the boards will be removed from the bolts that they are secured too. This normally happens right before the bitching at the officials occurs for so innocently doing their jobs. The average job this Sasquatch fearing mammal will acquire consists of but not limited to. A fast food manager, comic book reviewer or police officer averaging around (+/- 40K a year) which will go primarily into funding the local Taco Bell and keeping them in business.
by Literarydefineranal_v1 June 3, 2020
Get the Big Behemothmug. The set of beliefs of the Americans in 2020 who follow Hate Media. The Big Delusion is the result of 3 decades of Rush Limbaugh and others on conservative radio, 25 years of Fox News, a decade of hateful social media and the rise of an immoral political party dominated by Donald Trump. These beliefs include thinking the 2020 presidential election was stolen, the Coronavirus pandemic was a hoax or at least dishonestly overblown, that Democrats are inherently bad people who want communism, the mainstream media is corrupt and dishonest, that darker-skinned people are unsafe and inferior and that their like-minded community, and all that they stand for, is under assault.
After years of trying to talk sense into Gil, I've concluded he is an unsalvageable victim of the Big Delusion. I knew he was on the road to crazy when he was consuming so much Rush Limbaugh in the 1990's, but there wasn't much I could do about it then, and nothing I can do about it now. A mind ruined. It's so sad.
by hodags1966 January 10, 2021
Get the The Big Delusionmug. An ill-conceived plan to defy one's parents to go off to have a super-amazing adventure, only to have it end up in disaster, like trying to go see The Wretched in Baltimore but getting your car stolen in Wilmington
"Here we are that we think you're lying on the floor of some burning building, dying of asphyxia, and you're down in Baltimore, having BIG FUN! Weren't you, Vanessa? Isn't that where you were? Didn't you go down there to Baltimore to have big fun, Vanessa? Tell me, didn't you go for big fun?"
"We know that you have been to Baltimore, Maryland with The Wretched to have big fun, big fun. Isn't that what you had Vanessa, didn't you had big fun?"
"We know that you have been to Baltimore, Maryland with The Wretched to have big fun, big fun. Isn't that what you had Vanessa, didn't you had big fun?"
by SoyUnSombrero May 13, 2021
Get the Big Funmug. Recent internet meme involving a Caracal cat, combined with funny text or edits, for a humorous outcome. The most popular floppa is Gosha/Gregory, Other floppas include Pumba, Kimbo, Roo, etc. The name big floppa comes from the floppy tufts of fur that grow on the end of a Caracal's ears. It is a common misconception that it is because of the cat's weight.
by Tewam February 15, 2022
Get the Big Floppamug. 
by Nwanosike August 19, 2019
Get the Big Zegemug.