A sexual act that involves burnt pubic hair covered in wax that is in the shape of a dildo used to apply lubricant to the clevage of a 500 pound prostitute from Alabama so that her dog can lick peanut butter off her arm pit.
by ABC123 don't touch me. February 05, 2010
A class that a high school student will take in hopes of trying to gain college credit. However, once taking the class, the student will realize the hell hole and shit storm of pain that they're engaged in and will probably just pass the class time trying to sleep.
Student 1: Dude what time did you go to bed last night?
Student 2: Damn man it was like 3. I had to finish my lit paper.
Student 1: Oh dang man that sucks I bet you're tired.
Student 2: Yeah but it's okay, I've got AP European History class next
Student 2: Damn man it was like 3. I had to finish my lit paper.
Student 1: Oh dang man that sucks I bet you're tired.
Student 2: Yeah but it's okay, I've got AP European History class next
by Marcus_Fenix May 07, 2009
a class that a few, very stupid, people will take in their sophomore year of high school. supposovly college level... i doubt even college students know this much about history.
pure hell during the year but its not impossible to do well. 3 hours a weekend doing the assignments and ur good.
as for the ap test. study early and watch the people around u crack when they realize the test is tomorrow. hehe
overall, learn a hell of a lot of shit u will never lose but... if ur ever transported back to the french revolution, you will know exactly what will happen, and what people to avoid.
pure hell during the year but its not impossible to do well. 3 hours a weekend doing the assignments and ur good.
as for the ap test. study early and watch the people around u crack when they realize the test is tomorrow. hehe
overall, learn a hell of a lot of shit u will never lose but... if ur ever transported back to the french revolution, you will know exactly what will happen, and what people to avoid.
a: so u taking ap european history next year?
b: what u kidding me, i have a life !
a: yea, but i think imma try for the credit
b: good luck to you.
b: what u kidding me, i have a life !
a: yea, but i think imma try for the credit
b: good luck to you.
by i think i did well... May 24, 2009
a college level course taken in highschool by overachievers and really smart kids. the cause of many sleepless nights. you walk into class the first day and there is 30 people in it...the teacher explains what is to be done the entire year and the next day 10 people remain. those 10 people will go through pure hell for the remainder of the year. and just wait until the AP exam...theres nothing worse then sitting in a room for 3 hours not being able to move...writing two essays doing around 100 multiple choice and reading short stories to do data based questions over. the worst part is on the multiple choice if u guess the wrong answer u get a penalty of i think its 1/2 or a whole point...so ur better off just not answering. the hardest part is to even get finished. i only finished 2/3s of the test and scored a 1. i broke down many times from doing all the homework in that class...atleast 3 hours a nite. if ur lucky. oh ill never forget the number of times i thought about comiting suicide. NEVER take this course. even if u think ur smart...u r smart..then u get in that class and suddenly ur IQ is 50 points lower than it was 2 minutes ago.
by scott branner September 15, 2006
A sexual act where a Man pours Maple Syrup on his genitals untill it hardens. Then he beats your mate senseless. NO BLOOD NO FOUL!
Yo man, did you see Julie with that black eye, i think Dave gave her a lesson in Canada's History last night.
by Mad Mikey Ball Hog February 05, 2010
A sexual act where the male performs vaginal penetration on a woman from behind(Referred to as "The Mountie"), while simultaneously putting both hands into the female's anus(called "The Moose Antlers").
Coffee from Tim Horton's is optional.
Coffee from Tim Horton's is optional.
by StormX February 05, 2010
Kid 1: Mr. Stevens had us watch foot related videos all week then he had all the female students display their feet for ranking.
Kid 2: Man, that guy's a real world history teacher.
Kid 2: Man, that guy's a real world history teacher.
by Crookedman May 01, 2019