Andres: I go by Andrew
John: why is your name “Andres” anyway
Andres: because I’m Mexican
John: You are?
John: why is your name “Andres” anyway
Andres: because I’m Mexican
John: You are?
by Lost My Ak46 November 16, 2020

by AndreDude November 22, 2021

Andrely is someone as unique as her name. Andrely is the friend you never imagine you would have and the one you can no longer imagine your life without. She is someone so charming and brilliant ( a bit cynical too ;p) that you’ll wish you could understand the puzzle she is. You can even spend years trying, but there will always be some part left to find out and amaze you!
She is, among other traits, a strangely good combination of great musical taste and weird sense of humor. She might disappear for a while sometimes, and later on you’ll find out that she’s spent the whole time fangirling on Tumblr or reading several fanfictions of shows she has never watched, and it makes you burst out laughing, because that’s the most Andrely thing she could ever do. She is the kind of friend you feel like you can talk about everything and there would still be a lot more to say.
If you are friends with her, your days will be brighter, for sure. And you’ll wish you can make hers too, because she is such a thoughtful and caring friend. Really, this friendship is something you feel not only lucky to have, but also deeply grateful.
Please, don’t mind this attempt. No words can ever do justice to the amazing person she is. That’s why this whole definition sounds unfair, because she is someone indescribable. In the best way.
Andrely deserves nothing but pure happiness. And a Happy Birthday, too.
She is, among other traits, a strangely good combination of great musical taste and weird sense of humor. She might disappear for a while sometimes, and later on you’ll find out that she’s spent the whole time fangirling on Tumblr or reading several fanfictions of shows she has never watched, and it makes you burst out laughing, because that’s the most Andrely thing she could ever do. She is the kind of friend you feel like you can talk about everything and there would still be a lot more to say.
If you are friends with her, your days will be brighter, for sure. And you’ll wish you can make hers too, because she is such a thoughtful and caring friend. Really, this friendship is something you feel not only lucky to have, but also deeply grateful.
Please, don’t mind this attempt. No words can ever do justice to the amazing person she is. That’s why this whole definition sounds unfair, because she is someone indescribable. In the best way.
Andrely deserves nothing but pure happiness. And a Happy Birthday, too.
"Oh, I wish I could have an Andrely in my life..."
" Same. I'd feel so honored..."
"She's friends with Andrely? Lucky bastard!"
" Same. I'd feel so honored..."
"She's friends with Andrely? Lucky bastard!"
by sunny-on-lil-touch July 14, 2020

by ddawggie May 7, 2021

He is defined as "The Chunky". He feeds on the sadness that cripples the existence of his students. His big eyes are attracted to the souls of said students which are tying to escape from the mental torture brought by his computing lessons. His dislike towards the gym is similar to that of the wild jean paul mizzi and this is shown by his belly. Usually short tempered, he is able to control any possible redness on his face to seem excited for his prey. His words plague the nightmares of the same students who endure his lessons as punishment for stealing his oxygen. PS-Iqazzez id-Dean
"MISSEK TISTHI, INT, INT U INT UKOLL!!" said Andre' the Gatt
"Tkunux patata maxx mifqghuha bil-halib, l-istess halib li tuzaw ghal..."
"Ma ggibhux il-proggett meta nghidilkhom? ARA MA TIVVINTAWX FOXX JEAN"
"Tkunux patata maxx mifqghuha bil-halib, l-istess halib li tuzaw ghal..."
"Ma ggibhux il-proggett meta nghidilkhom? ARA MA TIVVINTAWX FOXX JEAN"
by Dun Balegde Boi IV February 15, 2022

Andres is an awesome guy! He is hardworking and mental achieving, He tends to be very tan, he is strong yet sensitive. He loves to be around people that make him happy all the time. He can be very open if he knows he can trust you. His type is mostly a girl who is kind to everyone, who is serious but has a childish side, and loves disney, a girl who makes anyone feel special and loved, a girl whom he can talk to all night without them fighting and getting bored, someone who can be your best friend or your worst nightmare when it comes to someone messing with her friends or family. Andres loves girls who put others before herself. If he ever liked someone that he just felt good around but has bad personality, who insults people and makes other people feel bad about each other or someone who he is always fighting with he will regret it, because she will break his heart. But a girl that makes him feel special won’t! Always keep an andres next to you.
Wow andres is awesome he deserves a girl that he can call his nigga and trust not a girl that can break his heart
by ProfesionalCounselor December 27, 2019

Everyone needs an Andre on their team. Andre is known for putting the final touch on excellence. Ancient theorists claim the name Andre goes back the renaissance era and could only be given to someone with invaluable wizard like skills that cant be taught, only acquired by a select few who have the power to summon musical genius.
by 🧙♂️ November 23, 2021
