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Whack Jobbing

A term used within the Italian American population, typically in the metro Chicago area. Typically used to describe someone who has a lack of intelligence of nearly historic proportions (along with a slightly abnormal psychological issue) who seems to make it their job to have everyone note how truly "fucked up" they are.
Something is going to have to be done about that freaking stroonz Tony ..... he never stops whack jobbing everything .... no matter how simple the situation!

Tony's chronic whack jobbing behavior earned him the reputation as a complete fucktard.
by Chicago Mobwife August 18, 2012
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Whack

The sound imade by a Top Fuel dragster or Fuel Funny Car after a driver blips the throttle
“Listen to that whack the driver made warming up his dragster
by iHarmonizing September 2, 2018
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Get in my way and i'll whack you in the Labonza

A quote that is used by Legs a character from the simpsons, threatening somone to beat him up in the gut
What's the matter you?
You ain't so big.
Me and him are gonna whack-a you in Labonza or gut

Get in my way and i'll whack you in the Labonza
by MeshueRay March 6, 2017
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Brandon is so whack always listening to rap.
by cenyounot June 1, 2017
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back and whack

A massage parlor where working class men congregate at lunch for hand jobs or sex for money, usually Asian of some sort or russian
Yo Jim you wanna hit the back and whack at lunch? They have a valentine's special today

Cousin greg is a frequent flyer at the back and whack every 9th "massage" he gets the 10th free
by tommybatts February 18, 2015
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rona-whack

the at least once daily feeling while staying home due to coronavirus, that you would normally think you were going crazy but seems normal now and easily explained, early signs include not knowing what day of the week, exact date, not remembering what you did 5 minutes ago, thinking what you did 5 minutes ago actually happened days ago, extreme conditions include actually acting crazy (ie having long conversations with Alexa AI conversation bots, talking in a bad accent for extended periods of time just to change things up, not being able to complete a single task because then you think you won't have anything to do the next day)
I was clearly rona-whack when I came up with this word and definition on day 49 of self quarantine due to coronavirus outbreak and told my wife it would go viral and be on CNN and FoxNews after I posted it to Urban Dictionary
by Realdefinitions99 May 6, 2020
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