a term for a kid who doesn’t shut his annoying fucking mouth up about blowjobs when he hasn’t had his first kiss yet. he also look like hit by a brick in his facd
samuel has no friends
by downey monkey monkey 543 October 20, 2021

An good CP bio lab partner, he looks at cars with you and phones, also making the most expensive things on websites. And is very nice, has cold hands but fails class with you.
by samuel potts lover 2.0 October 19, 2021

A Dessnons that dont get no wozzles and calls himself fleepzone he's ass at soccer from the parkdale neighbourhood, toronto, ontario, canada,
he gets 0 bitches but says he got bare dess cyatia gerbers on his phone that are hung up on her ex when the only girl he dated was on fortnite.
he gets 0 bitches but says he got bare dess cyatia gerbers on his phone that are hung up on her ex when the only girl he dated was on fortnite.
by notwyattcreamer September 14, 2025

Noun - Someone who will trade their dignity for kitty. A man who puts the hoes before the bros.
Also when a male is overly submissive to a female they like knowing they are likely to gain little to nothing
A simp.
Also when a male is overly submissive to a female they like knowing they are likely to gain little to nothing
A simp.
She looked at me funny when I asked to split the bill. I looked at her at said “Look I ain’t no Samuel Simpleton, I got other hoes tryna take ME out to dinner.”
by Jay Money from the Trap June 6, 2023

A white man that likes to play chess and gets all the girls. He is so attractive that when girls see him they immediately pass out because of how handsome he is.
by pseudonymmmmma September 3, 2023

by Malwan92 November 8, 2018

by Kermitlover3040 March 27, 2022
