Slave Moment

When your owner beats the fuck out of you for no reason hence the term "slave moment" it's basically a bruh moment but in the 1800's with slavery

Owner: aye nigga hop on over 'ere

slave(doesn't deserve capital letter): *walks over and starts getting viciously beat like the nigger he is*
slave: aye nigga that's a whole slave moment bruh

by Ifuckfelines February 2, 2020

Fiona moment

A momentary lapse in common sense or judgement; often followed by regrettable action and silence

"Oh shit! I just used all my primogems in Genshin Impact to buy 29 acquaint fates instead of intertwined fates!"
"Bruh. Fiona moment."

by hehe6842 March 19, 2021

senior moment

synonym of:brain fart and brain cramp
Suddenly forgetting something you've....oh what's the word..known every other time, except for the moment someone's asking you. It happens to people 55 and older.

I had a great example, and now I've forgot it. Must be having a senior moment.
"The Bears are back at Soldier Filed. They used to play their home gamens in...oh heck, I've forgotten the name of the town. I must be having a senior moment.

by Don mac Gregor October 6, 2003

martina moment

a stupid,funny moment.

dam that was stupid..that was a martina moment right there!!

by piglet1234 June 23, 2009

Watermelon Moment

When you say something totally stupid to a hot guy /girl.

From Dirty Dancing when Baby tells Jonny that she "carried a watermelon"

A Watermelon moment might be:

Cutie: Hi, having a nice evening?
You: Actually I'm just here helping my friend stalk her husband...

by The Queen Of Watermelon Moments April 5, 2008

The Oh Moment

The moment when you find out one detail about a person that is going to be a deal breaker.

Girl: It's a promise ring, I made a pact to not have sex until I'm married.
Guy 1: Oh.
Guy 2: You've just experienced The Oh Moment.

by Blackflame619 January 30, 2009

drunk moment

When someone falls for no reason, says something that doesn't make sence or shouts something randomly.

I fell while getting books from my desk. I feel so stupid.

Don't worry. You just had a drunk moment

by beanie12xo December 23, 2008