London is a girl. A girl that will be there for you no matter what. She has a FAT ass and teeny tiny boobs. BUT she knows how to use them. She will drop everything for you including her ass. She has brown hair (that she dyes darker brown) and brown eyes. She wishes she could be more confident but has self doubt deep down. She likes cats and a good time in bed. You will never forget a London (especially if you get to spend the night with her). She is a very dedicated friend and lover and will always put you first. She will call you just to talk and laugh or to cry and complain because she can be sad sometimes. She can get very mad on the occasion but only because she cares SOOOOOOOOO much.
GIrl 1: Wow I wish London was a lesbian
Boy 1: Im so glad that she's not so I have a chance with her!
Girl 2: I want to be her friend.
Everyone: ME TOOOOOOOO!!!!!
Boy 1: Im so glad that she's not so I have a chance with her!
Girl 2: I want to be her friend.
Everyone: ME TOOOOOOOO!!!!!
by Phatgrass December 7, 2020

london pulls no bitches
by big strap ree June 22, 2023

prolly the bitchiest person you’ll ever meet, the most stuck up bitch you’ll every meet, so snobby you don’t wanna be around her, judges so hard for no reason, and some stinky hairy ass pussy not a good sex partner
by thatgirlrylee123344 November 9, 2019

a lightskin pissy bitch thats bald headed tnank she the shit and not .... were the same vans every day
by renia headford June 18, 2019

by Tyrone.. June 5, 2018

Billy: oh, have you met Henry yet?
Dave: i have yeah. He's a Londoner isn't he? Complete bastard he was.
Dave: i have yeah. He's a Londoner isn't he? Complete bastard he was.
by Kpmanc123 October 10, 2022

by sornsetterthewhitedetroyer December 6, 2018
