douche-erella

a pansy ass guy who is a prick, and yet a metro-sexual/ pretty-boy ie. a princess prick/ douche bag

that pretty-boy aka douche-erella over there was a prick, he just smashed my shady hoodie and yet he's wearing a fkn murse.... what a faggot. he thinks he's better than me cause he's got a purse which he claims is a man-bag.... more like a fag-bag purse.

by Marlee Bobb January 23, 2009

Inter-douching

1. When a person approaches a conversation between two or more people and interrupts with an extremely stupid and irrelevant comment.

noun: Interdouche

Friend A: "So I was totally digging this dude at the party last night."

Friend B: "Really, I think he was checking you out to"

ID: "Yea, that was totally rad"

Friend B: "That tard was totally just inter-douching"

by tbone33126 May 27, 2010

Douche Juice

To act like a douche once alcohol is involved. Alcohol related douchiness.

What's that girls problem? Is she on a douche juice only diet?

by Eazy E Feen April 9, 2011

thunder douche

when douche baggery extends beyond all reason in such a violent and crushing fashion a thunder clap is heard

Nate explained that he was forced to beat up his girlfriend because she made him do it. Nate exemplified being a thunder douche.

by Jaimez DIego Sanchez January 17, 2009

schmuck-douche

noun: one who behaves in the ways of a schmuck while simultaneously being a douchebag.

I can't believe Bill threw a pear at that Jeep. He is such a schmuck-douche.

by Phephalump October 22, 2010

Douche Johnson

A faggot with a small penis. And a douche.

Stop being a Douche Johnson.

by Mexican jumping bean April 6, 2015

PoePouche The Douche

Edgar Allan Poe

A way to describe Edgar Allan Poe and his all around entitled way of speaking

PoePouche the Douche states,"Words have no power to impress the mind without the exquisite horror of their reality."

by Poehater626 December 4, 2018