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Croatian ball cuck

A highly deranged, borderline retarded individual who derives an inexplicable sense of pride or embarrassment from the idea of their testicles being inextricably tied to Croatian culture. This person may believe that their testicles hold secret Croatian heritage, and they dedicate their life to caring for them in overly elaborate ways—perhaps wearing Croatian-themed underwear, performing strange rituals like chanting soccer chants to their balls, or consulting a "ball priest" for spiritual guidance. The term cuck implies that they may also seek validation from others to prove their testicles are worthy of such cultural significance, often becoming overly possessive or competitive about who has the most "authentic" Croatian balls.
My dumbass neighbor is a Croatian ball cuck.
by V_d March 17, 2025
mugGet the Croatian ball cuckmug.

Cuck

by 2big4urbutt March 29, 2022
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Cuck

Man he's a cuck
by kyliesavagebitch445 May 31, 2018
mugGet the Cuckmug.

Cuck

A man who wants attention from women
Someone called Emmet who is a cuck
by [Ween] Banana April 18, 2020
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Cuck

by Johnnyd3pp March 26, 2023
mugGet the Cuckmug.

Cuck stool

A stool placed in the corner of a room so a man can sit there and watch another man have sex with his woman.
You can let us take it from here Jayden, just get on over to your cuck stool and enjoy the show.
by IzakDeptuck8 January 10, 2024
mugGet the Cuck stoolmug.

Meta Cuck

A combination of being a cuck in a meta way. Also Mark Zuckerberg's new nick name after rebranding Facebook to Meta.
Don't be a meta cuck.
by bostongrun October 29, 2021
mugGet the Meta Cuckmug.

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