Zach figglehorn

The quarterback on the soccer team. He’s so hot you’ll melt because he is so sex on the eyes. He has the greatest shmolder of all.

Zach figglehorn can figgle my horn tonight.

by yourbestie December 11, 2022

zach wharton

the ultimate sigma male that everyone is scared of, he is currently at the top of the hierarchy and i'm guessing it shall stay like that for a while. the has an obsession with luca xio ling low and loves him to bits.

OMFG ITS ZACH WHARTON!! IM SOOOOOOO SCARED!

by curved5858 January 1, 2023

zach

the act of pulling out before something even begun because you´re an insecure incel.

Damn dude look at that girl you should ask for her number!
I zach to much there's no way she would give it to me anyway.

by Ejoyz January 3, 2023

Zach

A guy who prob smells like coleslaw

Ew zach smells like coleslaw

by Bigbootyjudylover January 13, 2023

Zach

A guy who prob smells like coleslaw

Ew zach smells like coleslaw

by Bigbootyjudylover January 13, 2023

Zach’s dick

Massively large

Some people say Zach’s dick is bigger than a giant horse cock

by Rando1234683 April 10, 2023

zach

red flag noob bully flop user backstabber

zach is a zoo
zach is a red flag

by yshhsjsjaama April 15, 2023