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New York Sober

Like California Sober, except instead of only smoking weed, you only smoke cigarettes.
Jane: “Why is Joe standing outside of the bar chainsmoking? He hasn’t even gotten a beer, why’d he even come?”

Jim: “Oh yeah, he’s New York Sober.”
by LordPhilipMorris August 15, 2023
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New York Shower

Walking/standing in the streets of NYC and having water from the back of ACs from floors above you that aren't properly draining drip onto you, leaving you confused, angry, and slightly disgusted.
"I was waiting for my chop cheese outside the bodega cause it got mad crowded and the whole time that bitch neighbor's AC was giving me and my girl a New York Shower. Mad disgusting."

Non-resident: What the fuck--it's not raining. Where's this water coming from?

New Yorker: You just got a New York Shower, kid.
by hustletoast September 20, 2021
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Herkimer, New York

Herkimer is a town full of crack heads, a lot of HCCC asian kids, and pot heads. Herkimer is the most boring town. The only thing to do in herkimer is to vape and smoke weed. There are more fast food places than stores. The school is pretty chill, but that’s it.
Wanna come over?

Where do you live?

Herkimer, New York

I’ll pass.
by ShittiestTownsAround May 20, 2019
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Alright, North York

A way to tell your friend from Oakville that they aren't hard because they know some Scarborough slang.
Dumbass Friend: "Nyeah eh, what's up fam"

Cool Friend: "Alright, North York"
by MrMarkTheNWord April 11, 2019
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Groton New York

A Place were the football team fucking destroys Moravia and fucks their bitches
by Anthony Mooreeee June 9, 2023
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Fairytale of New York

A Christmas song the BBC loves to whinge about because it has the word "faggot" in it and distorts it to suit their own false narrative that the song is homophobic, when really "faggot" can be used as an Irish slang to call someone a lazy person.
Fairytale of New York is not a homophobic song, so stop taking it out of context to fit your SJW narrative you whiners!
by UltimateDoge August 31, 2022
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New York Screwdriver

When a girl twists on you as a sex move
Omg Carl, Carla gave me a New York Screwdriver last night
by Jonnyhadanappleseed November 1, 2019
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