A bed weasel is someone who hides under their covers if they are afraid. They often are sly and such when they’re in bed with someone and is the type of person you’d like in your love life. Bed weasels are known to sleep in, the name says it all.
Hey, did you hear Alice is a bed weasel? I think I’m going to ask her out.
Go for it, bed weasels are amazing!
Go for it, bed weasels are amazing!
by DuckyDefinition May 12, 2018
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Good grief, I've just had a dump that shot out of my arse like a greasy weasel!
Wow, that curry I ate earlier has run through my guts like a greasy weasel!
They'd better have some good toilet cleaner here, 'cos I just dropped a greasy weasel that left some killer skid marks in the pan!
Wow, that curry I ate earlier has run through my guts like a greasy weasel!
They'd better have some good toilet cleaner here, 'cos I just dropped a greasy weasel that left some killer skid marks in the pan!
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