cheeky sink wash

the act of washing your genitals in the sink before having relations with a special friend.

the act professinal persons aka ladys of the night will ask you to perform pre coutus

guy 1: my girlfriend made me have a cheeky sink wash before we got started.

guy 2: standard mate. id make you have one to

by Jake R M Stone February 11, 2012

car wash

during an orgy one male stands with his legs spread. Woman and/or transvestites crawl through the mans open legs. During which the man excretes feces and urine on to the passing humanoids.

We had a car wash and it was a lot of fun.

by vasdfvd dsafgasdfds November 24, 2004

Naked car wash

A place where naked women will wash your car for you.

Lets use that naked car wash.

by Deep blue 2012 March 19, 2010

wash your bird

A command used to remind one's young son (who has just begun bathing on his own) to wash his penis

Son: Dad, I'm going to take a bath.
Father: Don't forget to wash your bird.

by Sarahla July 26, 2006

piss-wash jeans

A term used to discribe pre-faded jeans that became available in the mid-1980's.

Offically titled 'Stone-washed' of 'Acid-washed' jeans, they looked like someone had quite literally 'pissed' on your jeans.

The first recorded usage of this term is by David Garbett and John White in Auckland, New Zealand and they are in the process of copywriting the term.

Man, that guy in the "piss-washed jeans" has a great mullet and stuff

by Todd Bilton November 18, 2004

Redneck Car Wash

A rain storm is approching and your car is dirty, so you decide to leave your car out so it gets washed by the storm.

Guy 1: "Man, your car is filthy!"
Guy 2: "Yeah, but it's supposed to rain tonight so I'll just leave it out side and hit up the redneck car wash."

by iroc78 March 11, 2009

Jack's Car Wash

In Fresno,the universal meeting place for all MILF's. They gather to get their car wash, buy their kids some tasty treats, or to simply hang out. They are most commonly found driving their black Range Rovers, or "Milfmobiles", at around 10-11am on Sundays.

Jahn: "Hey are you going to Jack's Car Wash?"

Saggy: "Yeah dude all the MILFS will be there!"

by Magic striss March 13, 2009