The perfunctory wipe-down of a surface before someone else uses the still-filthy surface. It is commonly performed as a means to signal care and consideration for a third party without actually caring enough to clean properly.
by Office Drone #695 September 19, 2019
Get the Polite Wipemug. by Cornfedmaster July 5, 2023
Get the Wet wipemug. A phrase that you say to your friends before telling them something so unhinged that you would like them to pretend it was never said
Person 1: "Honestly, guys, mind wipe?"
Person 2 & 3 (in unison): "Of course!"
Person 1: "I recently pretended to be disabled so that I could get out of a sexual assault charge."
Person 2 & 3 (in unison): "Of course!"
Person 1: "I recently pretended to be disabled so that I could get out of a sexual assault charge."
by Norman Pretzels July 9, 2025
Get the Mind wipemug. by Knasty July 24, 2020
Get the Wipe you offmug. by john_doe 123456 July 9, 2009
Get the Speed wipemug. by Ben Wipes You February 1, 2019
Get the Ass Wipemug. by Whosyafadder June 10, 2024
Get the Wet wipemug.