whacking it

1.masturbation
2.jacking off

my brother was whacking it yesterday

by kitty+sis February 24, 2004

wacked

1. messed up
2. to be killed by the mafia in a hit

1. That kid is so wacked
2. I heard Mario got wacked last night while he was in his house.

by Jerry September 9, 2003

whacko

crazy, weirdo, dummy.

that girl is a whacko for dating a guy who is 20 years older than her!

by angel-roh April 4, 2005

Wacked Up

A newer, not-often-heard phrase meaning messed up. Used to describe weird things.

Cody: Brittany, your hat is wacked up!
Brittany: What?

by Croaky January 24, 2009

Wack a mole sex

The act of inserting baby squirrels into your girlfriends butt while having vigorous sex to which the scrotum "wacks" the squirrel back into the butt when trying to escape.

Me and my girlfriend bought some squirrels so we can have Wack A Mole Sex.

by Omega1086 June 15, 2017

holy wack

When something exciting happens.
When something disapointing happens.
Alot like holy cow but clearly better.

Holy wack that lamb has a lot of wool!
Holy wack why did you have to go there..
Holy wack why does your grandma have no teath?!

by Tellie May 18, 2006

pack it and wack it

The act of Masturbating while high and/or getting high for the sole purpose of making masturbation better.

andrew:dude you wanna smoke tonight?
mark: naw man, i think i'm just gonna pack it and wack it.
andrew: good call

by AaNlDeRxEW June 30, 2008