watermelon

Why the fuck is this political

Y’all need to get off of Reuters and touch grass I swear you cannot be making watermelon political

by Que t(z)al? July 27, 2021

watermelon

phantom chica in a nutshell

guy one: hey wanna have a watermelon?

guy two: i don’t wanna eat phantom chica!

guy one: why are we still friends?

by boomer man May 28, 2021

Watermelon fresh

The urine you have after eating too much of beetroot.

Oh boy. Look at that watermelon fresh, the yesterday’s borsch was so intense

by Suka suka January 7, 2022

Watermelon

Literally the same definition as cool just a little bit extra

Yo! Urban dictionary is so watermelon

by NotCoffee July 14, 2021

Watermelon Sugar

Through all known history of The Urban Dictionary, the phrase ‘watermelon sugar’ has always, and will always be number 1 on the trending tab.

I don’t know. It probably means cocaine.

Urban dictionary: why do guys keep on wanting to know what it means?
Everyone: TELL US WHAT WATERMELON SUGAR MEANS
Urban dictionary: no

by not1day July 29, 2021

watermelon nuts

A metaphorical condition attained when chasing a prospective partner for a long time.

Is commonly used interchangeably with the term blue balls.

Example: "Tom has been chasing that Marsha for a while now. That ass has his nuts grown like watermelons!"
"Dude had the watermelon nuts after that Stacey put their relationship on hold."

by DanteJefferson2999 November 27, 2016

Watermelon Sugar

Typically used to describe the ‘SheMans’ genitalia as it looks like Harry Styles face plastered on where the typical genitals go

Oiiii cunt this SheMan had the because Watermelon Sugar I quite literally got a bj from he himself(Harry Styles).

by If AIDS had a child April 6, 2021