two-meat platter

a sexual act that defines the addition of more than one penis, but not more than two penises. Can be a homosexual or heterosexual threesome but two penises must be involved.

1. So I heard that Chris is gay, he was online looking for the two-meat platter last night and got caught by his girlfriend.

2. So Susan came over, and since Bob was there and she was down for it, we gave her the ole two meat platter.

by ohitsbigron March 21, 2009

two part episode

when you excrete excrement and feel the need to do so again soon after

"I think the dump I took earlier I thinks its gona be a two part episode"

by seanbasil89 August 12, 2009

Two Finger Dessert

Meaning to induce vomiting with two finger down your throat after you have (binge) eaten. Aka-Bulimia

Did you just go give yourself the two finger dessert?

by Agent42 June 15, 2010

Two Passengers Up Front

A woman with nice big boobs.

She has Two Passengers Up Front.

by X_herb July 23, 2011

two stroke barbecue

The occurence of a guy not lasting very long in the sack before he ejaculates. The type of barbecue that involves hotdogs and buns but doesn't last long enough to be a party.

"You need to make yourself last longer. I don't want another two stroke barbecue"

by Black Cobra September 14, 2011

Two-Fingered Poopchute

After girls poop, if there's a piece still stuck in there that can't be pushed out, she can put her fingers in her vagina and push up into her colon and it'll come out.

Janie had a piece of shit that wouldn't come out so she gave herself the old two-fingered poopchute and out it came!

by igitdude October 12, 2011

Two Sacker

A female having an appearance of such hideous nature that not one, but two sacks are required to facilitate consensual intercourse between the female and a second party. The sacks are referred to formally as the principal and secondary sacks. The principal sack is placed over the head of the aforementioned female and serves as precautionary measure in the prevention of unnecessary visual exposure by the second party. Such visual exposures have previously been observed to cause severe gastric disturbances resulting in projectile fluid discharge--not to be confused with sexual lubricants (unsuitable viscosity). The secondary sack, more commonly known as the "safety net" is placed over the second parties head as a means of N+1 redundancy. Thus, should the principle sack fail (i.e., become banged off), the secondary sack shall become the primary means of visual protection. It should be well noted that neither sack is intended nor capable of preventing pregnancy or STDs.

Sam: Dude, I accidentally banged the principle sack straight off this two sacker the other day.

Nick: Holy shit. Dude you gotta be more careful.

Sam: Yea man, good thing I had my secondary sack stapled to my forehead.

Nick: Thank god for the N+1 rule.

by threeleggeddog July 13, 2012