Twilight

A book with a horny girl with daddy issues who fucks with vampires and wolfs for them to die in the last movie for nothing

Person1 : I’m team Edward from twilight (vampire)
Person 2 : I’m team Jacob from twilight (wolf)
Person 3 : no one cares

by Just Karen November 7, 2019

Twilight bliss

The final feeling you get before you overdose on a hard drug

N:”dude did you hear peep died?”

K:”yeah i wonder if he got his Twilight bliss...”

by Jojsanders September 9, 2020

Twilight

Necrophilia

Person 1: I love the movie series ‘Twilight’

Person 2: So you life necrophilia

Person 1: Yes

by fybuuhbbhudsvhiej nivfh April 11, 2021

Twilighting

To freak out over everything when faced with anything even remotely stressful. Usually results in crazed behaviour and maybe even a curse if it is not dealt with quickly.

Person 1: There’s a test next week and I’m totally not ready for it. *hyperventilating*

Person 2: Stop Twilighting, calm down.

by takupone May 26, 2022

Twilight

The best book ever written! Edward will steal your heart! Alice will become your dream best friend! Must watch movies and read books!

People who know what a good book is: twilight is the BEST thing EVER written! I wish Alice was my best friend!

People who know what a good movie is: twilight is the best movie EVER! Edward stole my heart!

by Twilightfan February 25, 2021

Twilight

A paranormal romance movie about flashy vampires, emo werewolves, and a dense as hell protagonist. Previously a romance novel that was written at a fifth-grade level targeted towards girls who are into that shit. If someone you know falls victim to this series, they will probably be able to recite entire pages and quotes from the book, and will make you listen to all of it.

Twilight fan: “Twilight is soooo good. My world is Twilight. Edward is so hot,”
Normal person: “Wait, but isn’t that kinda like… romanticizing your food?”
Twilight: “SHUT UP YOU DON’T KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT TWILIGHT!”

by EmoMediocreBoi April 19, 2022

Twilighting

Blurting out insane or obscene gestures while in between states of consciousness.

"Pterodactyls they're the only dinosaur that smells like that." Damn bro are you twilighting again?

by Aryan Barbarian December 16, 2023