by bread sex December 7, 2003
Get the 3-eyed turtle mug.A name that is given to any older man, or woman that is hindering your speed, whether you are driving, walking, running (etc.).It is not uncommon for them to possess horrible driving skills, and driving through banks, salons, grocery stores, and gas stations happens more often than not.
Driver: I am going to be late, get out of my way Turtle Fucker!
Grocery Shopper: Move you damn Turtle Fucker and quit staring at the laxatives, it's not that damn hard to decide!
Grocery Shopper #2: It shouldn't take that long to write a check, get some glasses Turtle Fucker!
Grocery Shopper #3: Damn-it Turtle Fucker, no it isn't cheaper than that, quit getting price checks!
Betty drove into the gas station and injured the clerk because she is a Turtle Fucker.
Grocery Shopper: Move you damn Turtle Fucker and quit staring at the laxatives, it's not that damn hard to decide!
Grocery Shopper #2: It shouldn't take that long to write a check, get some glasses Turtle Fucker!
Grocery Shopper #3: Damn-it Turtle Fucker, no it isn't cheaper than that, quit getting price checks!
Betty drove into the gas station and injured the clerk because she is a Turtle Fucker.
by loafenator February 27, 2009
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When one partner is giving another partner oral pleasure. The receiving partner intentionally or unintentionally farts and when they fart they blow watery shit all over the neck and chest of there partner. Most often found in exotic locations were visitors stomachs are not acclimated to the local fare.
John and Susie were in mexico for vacation. Johns stomach wasn't feeling well from the water and or spicy food but Susie was feeling frisky from the margaritas and she went down on John dispite his condition as susie was down town giving John the business. John thought he could relieve some preasure out the back door. To John and Susies suprise when Jhon relieved the preasure out the back door he spayed liquid shit all over her neck and chest. Thus giving Susie a Mexican Turtle Neck
by Bangkok Benny May 21, 2009
Get the Mexican Turtle Neck mug.Turtle head poking out can mean two things:
1) To have an extreme urge to defecate, so much so that the feces is already spreading the anus and a portion of it is beginning to stick out. So called because it resembles a turtle poking its head out of its shell.
2) The portion of a long log of shit that protrudes above the water in a toilet. Since it is above the water, it can be smelled. So called because it resembles a turtle poking its head out of the water.
1) To have an extreme urge to defecate, so much so that the feces is already spreading the anus and a portion of it is beginning to stick out. So called because it resembles a turtle poking its head out of its shell.
2) The portion of a long log of shit that protrudes above the water in a toilet. Since it is above the water, it can be smelled. So called because it resembles a turtle poking its head out of the water.
1) May I use your bathroom? It's urgent, I have a turtle head poking out.
2) You may not want to go into the washroom for a while: I just had a crap and there was a turtle head poking out; the smell is awful.
2) You may not want to go into the washroom for a while: I just had a crap and there was a turtle head poking out; the smell is awful.
by Coxweld July 4, 2009
Get the turtle head poking out mug.A person, typically male, who wants to get drunk every weekend and thinks that country music is the shit. Most people who dislike the turtle ass usually hang out with them because they are from a remote city where the population is outnumbered by the amount of live stock. When you see a turtle ass, call him a turtle ass. Don't pass up the opportunity.
by Chris P. Jackson November 13, 2011
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by Bill Peters October 12, 2006
Get the turtle suit mug.where u really need to take a huge dump and u gotta keep squeezing it back in becos its forcing its way out
by Chri$$un October 8, 2008
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