Turkish Excavator

A sex move in which a male, with his cock and balls inside a womans vagina, lifts her up by her boobs while she grabs at stuff with her arms

Woman: I knocked over my grandmas asses! Shit put me down!
Man: Does this mean we can't do the Turkish Excavator nymore?

by kats067 January 16, 2026

Turkish ice-cream

When the right person shows up but you don't have a fuck to give.

Screw you and your Turkish ice-cream. I love you left hand.

by salimski March 18, 2026

Turkish Mustache

Sexual slang for eating ass.

Petey gave her the old Turkish Mustache. Bro didn't realize he looked like a chocolate milk fiend.

by KavanaughtAChance May 10, 2025

Turkish Tussle

Five guys locked in a room, they all start having a fight, every man for themselves. First one to get knocked out, gets raped by the other 4 guys. The process repeats itself until one man walks out, asshole untouched. This man is referred to as the Turkish Tussler.

Me and my work colleagues participated in a “Turkish Tussle” and I walked out alive, crowned as “The Turkish Tussler”. Balls de-spunked ready to go again.

by The fiddler May 19, 2025

Turkish Turtlehead

When you piss on your turtlehead by angling your penis down and towards your ass where the shit is coming out. A variant of the Turkish Turtlehead would be pissing on your shit AFTER its came out of your ass, but it’s highly contentious. Its name derives from how kebab chefs spray/squirt oil on their doner kebabs when preparing it for consumption. Note: you do not have to eat your shit after it’s been pissed on for it to be considered a Turkish Turtlehead.

Jakub: “That Turkish Turtlehead was one for the history books!”

by JakubRawHoneySnowBunnyHeaven7 June 4, 2025

Turkish Headstand

An ultra-rare, spine-risking sex position that only the truly unhinged attempt.

Involves one partner fully inverted in a headstand (no hands, no support—just neck, willpower, and sin), while the other mounts them upside down, grabbing ankles like handlebars and pile-driving with reckless abandon. Think Cirque du Soleil meets a back-alley basement dungeon.

Optional enhancements include:
– slapping, choking, biting
– spitting (upwards or downwards)
– screaming in three languages
– Turkish oil for “friction management” and cultural authenticity

Done right, someone ends up limping, someone else cries, and at least one neighbor calls the cops.
Done wrong? Chiropractor. Maybe a priest. Possibly both.

“Bro, she asked me to do the Turkish Headstand—my soul left my body.”

by XSP8 June 15, 2025

Turkish Drive by

When a Turkish man, often with a mischievous or playful intent, rolls down his car window and—without warning—performs an impulsive and unexpected act of lewdness, typically involving ejaculate, aimed at unsuspecting passersby or parked cars.

Example: "Yo, did you hear what happened on 5th street yesterday? Someone pulled a full-on Turkish drive by right in front of the cafe!"

by KnightParzival June 17, 2025