verbal turtle

Man lays on his back while the woman sits on his upper chest while she blows him forming the shape of a turtle.

Man we did the verbal turtle last night

by wormy139 February 26, 2010

The turtles breath

The fart that precedes the sudden urge to shit, as the head of the shit momentarily emerges, before being drawn back into the anus. Much like when a turtle pokes its head above the water to breathe

'Did you just fart Stui?' That wasn't a fart mate, that was the turtles breath.... Gotta go!'

by Fabio Baracuda June 20, 2016

bath turtle

a floater in the bath tub. made possible by a bathing child taking a dump in their bathwater.

"YOUR KID left another bath turtle in the tub. It's your turn to go clean it, Herman "

by kirakhan23 November 23, 2014

piss turtle

Surprise moment when a guy is pissing ( after having to hold it for an extremely long time ) and at the height of the stream he has an urge to shit. The brown turtle head wants out. Now begins the coordinated effort in continuing to piss while keeping from shitting yourself.

Dude I was at a wedding and after about the fifth toast I was about to piss myself. I got to the bathroom and out of now where I had a piss turtle situation on my hands.

by Irish don June 26, 2014

Curdle Turtle

The state of vulnerability after a man nuts on his stomach and doesn’t have a rag on hand.

My mom walked into my room and caught me in a curdle turtle

by nigganaut June 10, 2020

Tony the turtle

A black piece of shit the can't find his father.

When Tony the turtle tried to find his father , he realized that his father left for a hot white middle schooler.

by Slim Jim of Torture December 13, 2016

Turtle rub

When someone masturbates really slow to get the most pleasure.

Yo, next time you masturbate, try turtle rubbing so you can get the most pleasure out of it.

by Quix Skate October 22, 2016