The Heavy of the World

Fat Jesus

Fat Jesus is the Heavy of the World

by Frederick Yeo November 16, 2023

Heavy metal

A big gun.

*group of people showing each other their firearms, someone shows a small revolver to the group*

“That’s cute, I see you fuck with pop but what you know about heavy metal?”

*displays a Mac 10*

by Cuuussshhh January 9, 2024

Heavy Kung Fu

Really good and disgustingly badass. A mixture of heavy, meaning really good or deep and as kickass as kung fu.

Guy 1 "Man, how did you manage to kill that Boss and not take a single hit?"

Guy 2 "Because I'm Heavy Kung Fu"

by pisodiumis February 4, 2014

Heavy

This is to describe how nice or how cool something may be. This can be used in many ways in many different scenarios. Mostly used by scousers.

Sentence 1 -
Person 1: check this new car i got
Person 2: ahh thats heavy that bro

(yes, the car is physically heavy, but Person 2 is complimenting the car by saying that it looks pretty cool)

by WillThomas1 March 11, 2021

Heavy Bob

The enriched isotope of a regular Bob. A Heavy Bob is unstable and capable of setting off a chain reaction of chaos in any server. Once introduced, the meltdown is inevitable.

You can’t contain a Heavy Bob, you can only hope the fallout is survivable.

by Chris Anticheat August 20, 2025

Heavy Thread

When someone takes a piss that pummels the water so hard it sounds like someone emptying a kettle into the bog

How loud was Jimmys piss!? ... He sure has a heavy thread

by The Stag1 January 2, 2021

Heavy sardines

The next stage to the phrase "heavy salad"

Used in very stressful situations

"Mate this maths level is heavy salad"

"Nah bro its heavy sardines"

by BigKieth June 7, 2021