think for yourself

An exhortation that, taken at face value, is actually good advice, except that when people tell you to do it, they don't ACTUALLY mean "Think for yourself", they mean "Reject mainstream news sources, and trust fringe, loony ones". On the rare occasion that they don't mean this, they still mean "Think for yourself, and agree with me!" At no time, when anybody ever tells you to think for yourself, does the thought ever cross their mind that you could possibly think for yourself, and reach a different conclusion from the one that they reached, or one that is even opposite to the one that they reached.

"Vaccines are poison, and chemtrails are causing birth defects! Think for yourself, watch this poorly-researched YouTube video, and you will agree with me!"

by q359 July 25, 2023

Who Do You Think You Are

It's a rhetorical question you say when somebody is on some other shit and/or acting all cocky

"What you just did is morally unacceptable, I'm going to expose you and hope you learn your lesson."
"Who do you think you are, Judge Judy?? LOL."

by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian October 31, 2021

thinkative

to think.

my friend joey looks thinkative.

by j_barajas22 November 6, 2009

Think Sober

A self-command, while still drunk in the morning, at work.

Jim: I am sick.

Billy: You aren't sick, you're still drunk. Think sober.

by jimsnow0 November 19, 2012

gorvy Verb(I think)

A misspelling of the word "groovy". Most often assosiated with making fun of Brett cause he can't fucking spell.

"Brett, why the hell did you put GORVY!"

by D>>Man May 11, 2003

We'll think about it

Parents' other way of saying no

Me: "can i get a new PS4 controller. Mine broke yesterday "
Parents: "We'll think about it "
*one week later*
Me:"so,have you thought about it?"
Parents:"what are you talking about?"
Me:"The replacement controller for my PS4"
Parents:"oh that. We said no last time"
Me:"you said...NVM"

by Yolo_bruh_Just_yolo June 1, 2017

.9.you will be extremely vocal this year – no one will be left in any doubt what you think, what you believe and what you desire. You may come across as bossy, even dictatorial, at times but at least you will get important things done.9.

.9.you will be extremely vocal this year – no one will be left in any doubt what you think, what you believe and what you desire. You may come across as bossy, even dictatorial, at times but at least you will get important things done.9.

.9.you will be extremely vocal this year – no one will be left in any doubt what you think, what you believe and what you desire. You may come across as bossy, even dictatorial, at times but at least you will get important things done.9.

by .6.9.7.6.ArimorylulA.8.3.0.5. August 7, 2025