Storm Talk

Texting from a blackberry storm that make no sense because Blackberry Storm are so hard to type on.

"Hey Brian, are you going to the game tonight?"

"Zoo."

"What?!"

"Sorry, it's the damn storm talk."

"Hey Brian, what time is the movie?"

"Sevub."

"Brian! Quit with the fucking storm talk!"

by TheChocolatePhuckMan June 14, 2009

storm panic

Preemptive canceling of school and businesses in lieu of snow storm or ice storm. Also the swatch of people who must buy milk, bread and eggs before such a storm.

The blizzard was supposed to hit until 2:30 pm, but the superintendent thought better of it just canceled school for the whole day. He was experiencing storm panic.

by manderjean March 13, 2014

Storm

A person with many faces, and only positive. He's never mad and would never hurt anyone, and he's DRIP.

Person 1: Hi my name is Storm
Five minutes later
Person 1: LADIES LADIES ONE AT A TIME

by TheUrbanOracle March 30, 2022

Floridian Storm

When one pours their wet diarrhea into a large cup and pours it onto someone.

My boyfriend keeps giving me a Floridian Storm

by Paxider011 February 2, 2022

Snail storm

A storm full of Snow rain and hail

Snow=sn
Rain=a
Hail=il

David-"Damn you see that snail storm?"
Ryan-"ye bro, that's how my mom died 2 years ago"
David-"ye..."

by huncky shit April 29, 2021

Storm

If you find a Storm McConnell, your one lucky son of a bitch. She's got the most perfect hair, cutest smile and the bluest eyes you'll ever find. Not to forget she is the most perfect girl you can find.

John: Hey did you here Sean is dating Storm?
Peter: Holy crap he's one lucky son of a bitch!

by Praiseme666 December 1, 2018

Storm

The biggest bitch you will ever talk to. They will be fake as fuck and they all really do suck ass. They will be your friend and get mad and ghost you. Don't talk to them their literal assholes. Literally so short like the shortest friend you will ever have. SHE IS SUCH A WHITE PERSON NO JOKE. JUST UGHHHHH. Don't talk to em. You will regret it.

"Did you hear that Storm and Hunter are dating??"
Storm: "OMG DID YOU JUST TALK TO HIM?! ABSOLUTELY NOT!! HE'S CHEATING!!"

by Expired9157 June 25, 2022