First, you will need to find two lesbians that are willing to be filmed while in the act. Next, tell the girls that it is ok for them to get started without you while you "get your camera set up." Leave the room, get naked and come back with the camera. While one girl is eating the other out, shit on the girl's chest who is receiving. Quickly turn around and piss on the same girl's chest. Your river of urine will carry your shit directly into the mouth of the unsuspecting rug muncher.
by aoighlkd April 3, 2009
Get the Tallahassee Water-Slidemug. when a slip and slide is erected and men along the side coat the slide with their fluids. a female (preferably hot) then proceeds to slide down the slide.
by eschew June 15, 2008
Get the cincinnati slip and slidemug. Okay, since you (no one) asked:
Ms Piggy snarfs a dozen bean burritos earlier in the day. She lays down a track from one end of the hallway to the other where she, on her haunches, “presents” for her amphibious friend. Kermit, with a running start, dives into the aforementioned “track” and “slip ‘n slides” head first down the hallway until his nose is buried deep inside of Piggy’s brown eye.
Ms Piggy snarfs a dozen bean burritos earlier in the day. She lays down a track from one end of the hallway to the other where she, on her haunches, “presents” for her amphibious friend. Kermit, with a running start, dives into the aforementioned “track” and “slip ‘n slides” head first down the hallway until his nose is buried deep inside of Piggy’s brown eye.
by Darkheath September 6, 2021
Get the Kermit Sewer Slidemug. When one is covered from head to knee in lube, and the body is used as a water slide to defect poop from a third party.
1: Hey Lewis, did you shit on Jose?
2: No I tried but she was still lubed up - she Albanian water slided me!
2: No I tried but she was still lubed up - she Albanian water slided me!
by G Jack October 2, 2021
Get the Albanian Water slidemug. The act of your boss/supervisor paying for you to pleasure yourself with the use of a prostitute on her period.
by P-nut butt-er falcon December 13, 2019
Get the Bloody bud slidemug. by TackleTreeTrunk April 29, 2015
Get the human dump slidemug. by _wario_ January 20, 2020
Get the Alabama Slip and Slidemug.