Petting the Palm Pixi

A euphemism for masturbation.

Coined on Tuesday the 22nd of March 2011 at approximately 12 noon ET - (17:00 GMT) by the publisher of a zine dedicated to masturbation titled "Romeo Oscar."

As of this time Romeo Oscar exists as a paper zine only.

Sorry I didn't answer the phone when you called. I was Petting the palm pixi.

by Hey old man! April 7, 2011

pet my cat

Clicking the mouse. Entertaining the vaginal area with (enter object here). Stroking your lady parts. Purring like a sweet little kitten while flicking your bean.

I pet my cat so hard that I purred, screamed and wailed because my mouse was quivering while holding my bean.

by PervGirl18 September 25, 2017

Petting a road dog

The act of riding your motorcycle up next to a tractor trailer and sliding your hand down the side.

Dude we were doin 80 and steve kept petting a road dog everytime we came up to one.

by Doc0413 October 13, 2025

Huggy pets

The sensual kiss, that you crave, followed by a hug all while being pet very inappropriately; sexy petting and hugs.

*something sad occurs* Baby I need huggy pets pleaseeeee!!

*get horny and stammer around like a child* huggyyyy petssssss. huggyyyyy pets.

by Fordyum April 25, 2021

National Hug you pet day

Hug you pet and if you don’t have a pet get one!

National hug you pet day is a day to hug your pet

by Kittyhehehe December 7, 2019

Pet Tooth

When you got a big old fangle fuck sticking out your mouth with your mouth closed. Then you open your mouth and that's the only thing I see other than your gums, you got pet tooth.

A bro. Did you see that girl she had a pet tooth man? She gave the best tooth I ever had. It was better than a gummer.

by Drbigbuds1 July 15, 2025

Pussy pet

When you scratched your pussy so much, it becomes your little petting pet.

Girl, last night your crabs turned your pussy into a pussy pet.

by Punanislayer12 June 12, 2019