Derf King

Joseph Nixon (college laxer) known as the derf king, due to his addiction to zipper sparking.

Guy 1: Dude did you see the derf king hit top cheese that btb?
Guy 2: yeah, he's definitely getting some levi lovin' tonight!

by Abebe Kebede October 15, 2012

christmas king

Someone who always gets what they want on Christmas. No matter how outrageous their wish list is, every year, the will recieve every single item. Christmas Kings will brag to you about thier Christmas list weeks, even months in advance. Upon receiving every gift they could ever possibly want, they will again brag about their great Christmas

Don: Hey, did you hear what Jordan got for Christmas this year?
John: No, what did he get?
Don: A hovercraft, he got a fricken hovercraft.
John: Wow, what a christmas king.

by Ditter December 7, 2006

King Poo

A person who isn't right in the head but still likes to have a lot of fun

Person 1"Shes a lot of fun"

Person 2"That must be King Poo"

by Layne123 December 21, 2016

King of Code

Someone who is not very good at programming, but who thinks they are excellent at it and is not afraid to tell people.

"Hail the King" - Salutation for such a person

by NanakiXII March 8, 2004

Hoe King

Got Hoes And Got Money and Got Kids by them all

Becky got married and had a kid by side nigga PB aka Hoe King

by Longdickin304s May 10, 2022

King of pop

Michael Jackson is the king of pop. He has over 4,8 billion fans and he is know worldwide

Do you know who Michael Jackson is? He is the king of pop

by michaeljacksonswife February 24, 2022

handy king

A person who always tries to get laid but always ends up just getting a hand job from the girl.

Thomas, you are the handy king.

by mrcool35 September 24, 2013