Jason Kendrick

A Native American redneck that was somewhere in the background of the 1983 movie Yellowbeard. A Jason Kendrick can be found hiding behind, or climbing, a tree with a bud light in his hand and a tomahawk in the other screaming “I ain’t had this much fun since the hogs ate my brother!”

A Jason Kendrick is a very unique and entertaining creature to witness in its natural habitat. To lure a Jason Kendrick in you can use very specific calls such as the sound of a motorcycle, a beer can opening, or someone yelling “you don’t touch me there you’re not my father!”

I saw a JASON KENDRICK today, now I will never be the same again.

by Misfitz13 July 17, 2022

Jason's Towel

The rag and/or towel you use after sex to clean cum off of the pussy or penis or surrounding areas.

Scotty, you came all over me... grab Jason's towel.

by ImJustHereDude April 24, 2022

Jason Wavra

D1 Michigan Athlete, NHL Prospect and straight A student who gets many girls and is a nice respectful young man.

Jason Wavra is a pimp

by Connor A. April 27, 2022

Jason's Syndrome

A medical condition that occurs due to excessive inbreeding. Symptoms include lower distended jaw, mouth breathing, poor vision, and gender dysphoria.

The player in the 2022 New Jersey Special Olympics has Jason's Syndrome and is a hero.

by nut ass c/o September 25, 2022

jason goodwin

a kind and loyal person. Jason goodwin gives off big dick energy. they are very indecisive, extremly good at procrastinating and like math. Jason goodwin is an extremely hot person. typically short with dyed hair. he acts very gay and is usually very self-conscious about how they look. Jason goodwin typically wears boxers, jeans, binders, and t-shirts with either flannel or an orange sweatshirt on top. most importantly Jason Goodwin is a friend.

omg look at that orange sweatshirt, that's a total Jason Goodwin
hmmm, they're looking kinda flat today, i bet their preferred name is Jason
only a Jason Goodwin could be that good a procrastinating

meet my new friend Jason Goodwin
"they are sooo gay" "yeah a total Jason Goodwin"

by hot_french_cowboy January 20, 2022

David Jason

David Jason is the absolute best when it comes to being a true KING...he loves with everything he has and always willing to give the shirt off his back. Good looking, sweet, caring but never let the innocent fave fool you.....because he can be a dirty jerk AKA a dickweed as well...

David Jason will always help you out

by Shooks84 June 2, 2022

Jason and Alex

Jason and Alex are meant for each other, they are perfect soulmates! You will never see two people more in love than Jason and Alex, they are both sensitive and caring and love each other more than anything. While they both can be a little childish sometimes they will be together forever. They tell each other they love them multiple times and day and mean it every.single.time. They are obsessed with each other.

person 1: "OMG is that Jason and Alex?? They are so cute together."
person 2: "I know right? They are made for each other."

by bleepbop December 25, 2021