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Bike Nonce

It's time to get this new term, in use around the uk, into the urban dictionary.
A bike nonce is a person, usually a man of a certain age, that takes to dressing in lycra, head cam, bell attached to their bicycle and other accessories while having an over inflated view of themselves, triggered by other road users not allowing them free reign while not paying for the maintenance of the road, but having alot to say about their views, put over as fact, while actively targeting other road users To get off on reporting them for transgressions only a cyclist sees an issue, while ignoring road laws themselves and see no issue in this.
They're not self aware or able to leave others to their lives as they have a "cause" to push and by god they will be heard.
Jeremy Vine became a bike nonce filming from his head cam to gain attention and self importance

A bike nonce is regulary dressed in head to toe in lycra, ignoring red lights and other Road laws however thinks its saving the world by going for a cycle
by British and proud March 19, 2024
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Bike

Let me hold the bike for a click (15 minute call)
by Frank_Castle_ December 26, 2020
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dirt bike money

When a hillbilly has wealth and spends it on expensive toys like dirt bikes and shotguns. They tend to try to keep with the hillbilly aesthetic (chewing dip, drinking keystone light, being conservative) but don't have real, money related redneck problems, like missing a mortgage, having to work dangerous and hard jobs (logging, farming, truck driving) or having a drug dependency on meth or prescription drugs to help them work said dangerous and hard jobs.
Example 1–Person 1: Yo, this new Florida Georgia Line song slaps!

Person 2: Nah, it just reeks of dirt bike money.

Example 2–– Person 1: Yo, you seen Clyde's ranch?

Person 2: Yeah, he has mad dirt bike money because his dad owns a logging company.
by nonecaresgod September 11, 2021
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Biking on a highway in Virginia

1. An analogy for something so awful that it's comparable to riding a bike on a highway full of absolute dumbasses who don't know how to drive. Also known as Virginians.

2. The worst fucking experience ever
Use 1:
Person 1: dude, Dave said he went camping last weekend and his tent got blown away but his car wouldn't start.
Person 2: that sounds like biking on a highway in Virginia.

Use 2:
Person 1: I went biking on a highway in Virginia.
Person 2: how did it go?
Person 1: why do you think I'm in the hospital, dumbass?
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Biking

A innuendo commonly used by the homosexual community to mean sexual intercourse with another man.
'I'm going to go biking later, wanna come? ;)'
by Alamein January 8, 2023
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Bike fit

A bike fit is a cycling outfit that consists of a pair of bib shorts, or a jersey, or both.
I have to wear a bike fit so people quit asking me if something is wrong with my car.
by swiftyswifty January 15, 2021
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Dirt Bike

Urban Slang for 125 grams of cocaine or heroin
Petey came over looking to cop a dirt bike of yay..
by Dabo244 October 26, 2022
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