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Owns a gravel bike

Used to be a good mountain bike rider but has lost his or her bottle and bought a Gravel Bike. Initially just to "add some miles" but it has increasingly become a refuge from having to actually try at life. Could be literal or metaphorical.
David was once a force to be reckoned with, but now he "owns a gravel bike".
by Bicycle guru June 22, 2022
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Midnight dirt bike

A large, cheek clapping fart that arrives, unexpectedly in the dead of night, from a sleeping dispenser.
I see you kick started the midnight dirt bike again last night!
by anonymous May 23, 2022
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Bike Nonce

A man who rides a bike with a camera on his helmet, and either record kids or record people and phones the old bill on them.
Hey did you see Jeremy Vine’s a bike nonce
by JezzaVee March 24, 2024
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bike extension

a relationship between two people is like a bike a relationship between three people or more is kind of like a bike extension
when looking at a cute couple they realized they wanted to be the bike extension
by Anarchon March 17, 2021
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Bike Mike

A clever and experienced mult-tasker named Mike that uses his bike as his main transportation and was the first to bring the “electric bike” to Beach Blvd. He entertains his comrades with his clever one liners, sarcastic teasers and Super Sick playlist. Known for his loyalty, leadership, charisma, and respect for the street.
Bike Mike was cruising down Beach last night fast as hell rocking out to Misfit on his loud speaker. Yep Bike Mike is so rad!
by Fien-machine December 21, 2023
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dirty bike chain

When a Girl has a STD such as syphilis or any other nasty STD. Also when a man catches a STD from a girl.
Stay away from that girl, she got that dirty bike chain.

That girl gave me a dirty bike chain.
by Jay Riv May 17, 2023
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Bike

Let me hold the bike for a click (15 minute call)
by Frank_Castle_ December 26, 2020
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