Devious Acts

Devious Acts is when one or more people (typically friends) plan to troll someone online. They troll people by doing something malicious to their target without them noticing. It is ideal for their target to not know who did the trolling because that makes it a lot funnier. However, its okay if they do find out because the damage has already been done. Even if they find out mid-trolling, they can't do anything to stop the devious act.
"Im gonna do devious acts guy"
by AstFlo June 12, 2023
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pollinating (sex act)

when you masturbate in front of the female

and cum on her belly

then she scoops up the semen and inserts it into her womb

it's hot, because it mimics the act of masturbating to porn / hentai

except that it's in real life

good for when you have erectile dysfunction or performance anxiety

you're pollinating her like a flower or plant

it's spicier if she's not on the pill, thus impregnation
i was pollinating (sex act) her
by Andrew E Cooper July 17, 2025
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Act of Michido

Attempting to get with a child that is either 12 years of age or less.
Alex: Oh no, Brian look. Tyrone is performing another act of michido.
Brian: Isn't that the 12th time this week?
Alex: I think its the 16th, he was going after a group when you were in the bathroom.
by I'mJustGonnaBeOverHere March 21, 2017
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Class Act

A person of real talent both on pro clubs and out on the pull. Grafting out on the wing in the day and grafting birds by night.
George: Eh did you hear about Joshie at the weekend? Only went and scored a hatrick on clubs, then went out and pulled two birds in one night!

Chine: wow, I always knew he was a class act.
by Nearz June 7, 2024
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The Insurrection Act

So... Trump tries to use "The Insurrection Act" and YOUR response is.... "NUH-UH! YOU'RE THE INSURRECTION!!"
Hym "WOW guys! The Uno reverse card is LITERALLY your only move in life, huh? He uses the Insurrection act after Biden says 'We have created the most extensive and inclusive voter fraud operation in the history of the presidency. Call these lawyers and they'll tell you what to do.' And YOUR ACTUAL RESPONSE to THAT is 'Umm... Um... No YOU'RE DOING AN INSURRECTION! I'm not doing that! YOU are!' That's worse than Jordan's 'Activists are pussy-charlatans!' accusation. You guys are ridiculous. You really are not to be taken seriously."
by Hym Iam September 24, 2023
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Random Acts of Violence

I saw and article about a woman who stabbed a 3 year old... To death! Just... In a grocery store... And I thought to myself... Who did you actually save Rabert Brion Harn? How many? And what (exactly) was I supposed to learn here?
Hym "I wonder... How many of these random acts of violence... Aren't actually random? Don't blame me... I learn it from watch HIM."
by Hym Iam June 7, 2024
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acting jack

A soldier of low rank that is given the responsibility and stripes of a corporal or sergeant. Not a real promotion. Generally begrudged by soldiers under his command. “Jackshit”is something of low regard.
As an acting jack I was allowed to drink in the NCO club.
by Redstone March 4, 2023
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